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Erland Haarland's hair looks like a 'syrup'.

No Ralph Coates? Unbelievable.

Not me Jock. I'm absolutely useless on computer technology.

A bit late on parade but I'm in this season.

Try the main city police station. Take your passport along as proof of identity and they'll sign and stamp the form for nothing.

A bit of a dicey first half hour for England, as one of the Senegalese strikers was man- marking Rice, so the outlet to the midfield and attack was limited. Then up steps the kid Bellingham, dropping deeper to pick up the ball and gliding effortlessly through the midfield. Senegal have very quick players but, because Bellingham is equally as comfortable with either foot, he kept them guessing where he would pass the ball next. Kane also dropped deeper and we know how well he can ping a ball to the runners. A near faultless performance by Southgate's men but with France up next, a whole new set of problems will have to be encountered.

Lionel Messi, 35 year old tourism ambassador for Saudi Arabia, defied his age to put in a five star performance for them against Argentina yesterday.

I'm game for another stab at it this season.