Regyai

Doesn't mean you're a bad person

Cant stay, it's a protected occupation 🫠

'Hes behind you'! The more germane panto call surely 😋

But they are the life and soul of seasonal pantomimes

Hes either in on it or Lamenting not having a decoy safe, and a large calibre pistol in wifey's name

Lottery sales rocket to record levels

Tipping percentages more likely 😀

At a guess, the UK travel insurance cover will make the Thai offerings look quite meh! The only selling point they have is solid liaisons with Thai hospitals

Pattaya braces for news of an inundation of newly sick buffalos

Nature's stupidity tax

Makes for impressive headlines & hyperdraconian Proceeds of Crime assets grabs

Note to barbershop: Notify police of free drinks, then the shop and surrounding area would have been inundated with the lacklustre two-tier cowards

Slightly gilding the lily No 'weilding' needed a search to find them Still, always the possibility he might ill advisedly started running while holding the scissors

2-10% paid in KFC vouchers

More importantly, most are NOT VENOMOUS (whilst only one or two are actually poisonous)