Zpete

Bond, James Bond

as their udders

started to wobble

was udderly funny

and bull's balls

Gourmet's delight yeaaaaaaah!!!!!

Where ?

Why do you Villa folks keep such a poor inventory of my Chocolate cookies?!

Hey, Villa is bestest lil market stores in Bangers.

Even sell "Vegemite"........lol

Do you shop there?

Can I still operate heavy machinery?

Why not ask Pillsbury?

a new pony

Pony = Twentyfive Pounds

As Prize Giving

Thaksin, the winner

is more like

Democracy in Burma.

I was just probing to find out if anyone here is 'aware'

For those that are, please educate the ones that are still "locked"

Do you know that every single keystroke you make is monitored?

I took the "red" pill, how about you?

Do you want to know the "truth" or just keep on living your live?

Please tell me, Red pill, yes or no?

Is AlexLah flashing his brain in his avatar?

Mozzies = Maori Australians

Is it funny?

constant intellectual stimulation ?????????/

Who would prefer constant sexual stimulation?

collecting dole payments

Noway not Mozzies

looking longingly at

femme donkey kongs

.........espushully playing pairs

No thanks. Anyway what are you lookin' at Zpete?

I am looking at FOOD, glorious FOOD

BIGGGGG, BBQ at my house tonite @ 1900 hrs NZT.

You wanna come?

Did you wash your frikkin' hands....?

No need, I knowz wherez dey bin......

Wanna snifffffffff?

.......under skirt nostrils?????

PMPL......

oooooooooops did I fckt up?

Can you really get the clap from playing golf ??

Is that like a handicap ?

Depends where ya hands have bin.

Neva heard of clap being handy.....

I reckon ya should wash ya hands, then ya will not get clap.

unspeakable private places

......hidden under mini-skirts

with valves that...........

...made in Thailand

I questioned the

.......... LL geographical nous

....... Slippit Inta Meeeeeeeeeee

^ Is he serious ??

He gotta be looking for a 'barney' if he questions this 'fred', dun ya reckon, Ppls?

dripping from her

.......tunnel of love