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Anywhere indoors with free gas masks!

1 minute ago, malibukid said:

i skipped Vietnam, but i respect the people who served.

Served what?

Who cares about a country that is $22 trillion in debt? 

On 3/19/2019 at 5:54 PM, GinBoy2 said:

Now even though I count myself a bit of an Anglophile, even when I was working a lot in the UK back in the day, UK 'cuisine' was a 'challenge'

That just takes it to a whole new level of challenge! 

Imagine presenting that to a Thai?

Off next month to see my old man and do a bit of work. Won’t see much of the sun as I’m going to Scotland. Mind you haven’t seen much of the sun through this manky haze for a while either.

Vegimite is for poofs. Marmite is the man.

6 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

That shop is the wrong side of Manchester but a pie in a barm is known as a Wigan Kebab in and around my home town (Bolton).

 

 

49 years on this planet and never heard of that. Bucket listed now!

5 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

and I just spat beer in my keyboard ????

 

Is that photo just a Wigan thing? I thought pie rolls were a Scottish thing, but that is a work of art. Need to head south next time I’m back!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who

I’ll think you’ll find that’s whom.

Boom boom said Basil Brush.

For Foreign Currency I use Bangkok Bank. For Local Currency Kasikorn. Kasikorn’s online and phone banking are excellent.

First time I ever took viagra was in flip land about ten years ago. I was a bit pissed and thought it was a good idea. Took two burds back to the hotel room and when we had a shower it was so hard I done a piss and hit the ceiling. Punished both of them all night, but the next day the headaches and heart burn put me off it for a good few years.

Thank thuk I am leaving next month.

Buy her a big giant teddy bear and all will be good again.

21 minutes ago, moe666 said:

By the way what exactly are normal people and how do they think

People who don’t jump red lights, drive 1m behind you, think me, me, me first, drive and text / speak on phone, have 1/2 dozen people in the back of a pick up, threaten to shoot you for using your horn, will never let you out of a junction, ride a motorbike with entire family on board with no helmets, no lights on motorbikes, swerve in and out of traffic.

and that’s just on the road.

need I go on?

56 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

You still wear socks ????

Only the one and not on my foot.

I blame the smog.

Good job he didn’t nick my nickers and give them a lung full. As for my socks, that’s a completely different kettle of fish...

2 hours ago, NightSky said:

I sent you a PM

If it’s about a purifier, can you send me one too.

53 minutes ago, Henrik Andersen said:

Where is his girlfriend??? 

 

Taking the photo

On 2/25/2019 at 9:13 PM, Lacessit said:

It would be courteous to reveal your nationality, so we can respond with our own critiques.

Your diatribe on what you perceive as our failings reminds me of being flogged with wet lettuce leaves.

Another victim of your Cardinal reveals himself ????

And we wonder why there is a proliferation of Chinese tourists?

As Al Pacino said “I’d take a flame thrower to this place”