bluesofa

40 minutes ago, colinneil said:

So Ole Fatty chaired the meeting..... Total waste of time, he fell asleep after 5 minutes.

When he did wake up, it was of to the toilet.

Unless he 'chaired' the meeting in a commode.

Why do those signs keep quoting IQ after PM?

50 minutes ago, webfact said:

“To eliminate the commuting time, we decided to establish a community police station right in front of the emergency room, complete with a computer, desks and chairs, as well as a coffee-maker for police stationed there.”

I take it anyone in ER can use the coffee maker? I thought not.

Still, if the police drink enough coffee to stay awake they won't need anyone to ring a bell to wake them when a fight breaks out.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

There were bottles of lao khao (a Thai white spirit) found smashed at the scene. 

Have the police checked the bottles for fingerprints?

Surely they can compare them with the fingerprints on the Thai ID system or those on the biometric passport system - assuming they have any?

16 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Her ability to fire a dart across the room at a balloon above a drunk farang head have take a knock though

Oh I don't know, the phrase 'through the eye of a needle' springs to mind.

6 minutes ago, impulse said:

Bowl shark?  Even Google is no help there.

 

Maybe bull shark? 

 

Still safer in the water than on the road getting there.  And not just in Thailand.

Perhaps it was on a restaurant menu: Bowl of shark.

3 minutes ago, lust said:

The word ‘goop’ and ‘vaginal’ in the same sentence makes me want to dry heave.

I had to look up 'goop':

<quote>

Goop is an American natural health company owned by actress Gwyneth Paltrow. It was launched as a "lifestyle brand" by Paltrow in September 2008, beginning as a weekly e-mail newsletter providing new age advice, such as "police your thoughts" and "eliminate white foods", and the slogan "Nourish the Inner Aspect"

<end quote>

Where do they get these phrases (in speech marks) from? Someone must be paid to come with this stuff?

"eliminate white foods" - so bread is out, but toast is OK, if it's done purely on a colour basis, ha ha!

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goop_(company)

1 minute ago, ramrod711 said:

I wonder if she can pick up a 100 baht note off the floor with it now that it's rejuvenated. I've seen some that could.

Do you mean pre-op only 20 Baht was possible?

33 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

A third added: "So instead of being cursed with the sight of his mom's flesh tuxedo he has to instead have the thought of his mom wanting to get it tightened up instead? I mean, it's a little better I guess. Hahaha."

 

It was probably her son's fault she needed the procedure anyway.

Thanks "ramrod"711 for the like. Very apt.

1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Maybe she should have spend time to improve her mental abilities...

Fat finger trouble - so to speak.

15 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

Good if it works. How about cleaning up the streets of Thailand of all the tatooed trouble makers, outlaw biker mafia criminals and the other scammers or drug peddlars who are openly mocking the Police and Thai society ?

That would result in TVF closing down then.

18 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said:

You could not make it up.

 

OK, remove the bracelet, set him free in the National Park and let park rangers hunt him down with orders to kill.

I was going suggest 'hors d'oeuvre' to kill, but I think it would be a bumper meal in itself without the starters.

21 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Most places will note in the passport something on the lines of ' previously travelled in the the name xxxx'.

However it's not impossible to get 'good' supporting documents for a passport in a new name.  $$$$ is the key. ????

OK.

So I'd assume Michael Caine's passport says 'previously travelled in the name Maurice Miicklewhite', as he changed his name by deed poll. Immigration worldwide wouldn't believe the name he was born with and found it easier to change it to his stage name.

5 minutes ago, Misterwhisper said:

48 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

The whole lot of them need to be orchestrated.

And played like a fiddle?

Well fiddle with something anyway.

5 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said:

One can only have one genuine passport, others are forgeries or anything else if not issued in recognised legal name supported by other leagally recognised documents.
one can have only one legal name at a time. 

This is a straightforward question:

If someone has dual citizenship and therefore a passport for each country, what happens if they change their name by deed poll in only one country?

Could they then have two passports in different names legally?

1 minute ago, Jane Dough said:

Funny, I wasn't aware that he went to the toilet before fleeing. 

 

Rooster

Fleeing or flushing?

5 minutes ago, Artisi said:

11 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

If implemented strictly, a jail term could cause a loss of weight.

Would need to be a lengthy term to bring about any significant reduction. 

Going on current body size, I'm guessing that would be one life sentence.

edit: The result: He's not half the man he used to be.

5 minutes ago, Artisi said:

The bracelet is nearly as good as a jail term when you factor in the loss of face..... 

If implemented strictly, a jail term could cause a loss of weight.