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2 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Ole Fatty can order all he wants, but as usual nobody will take any notice.

Oh I dunno, if he fell flat on top of one of those fires I've no doubt it would douse it PDQ.

12 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Probably fear of Early Morning Som Tam breath

Who are you calling Som Tam breath?

marmalade

Paddington

Prefect

4 minutes ago, Burma Bill said:

Yes indeed, possible increase in obesity among the younger generation and resulting increases in Type 2 Diabetes!

"Per capita and on average, a Thai individual consumes up to 20% of total energy from added free sugar."

source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28422120

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Study on smart city in EEC close to completion

That's great! Must mean the local authorities are close to raising the education standards.

1 minute ago, ChipButty said:

Is there not enough coffee shops? every other day a new one opens around here

Perhaps the over-consumption of coffee is the cause of so many people being 'hyper'?

12 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

TAT to the rescue! And using the tried and proven Misunderstanding Tool: He did not make a public announcement, he announced an idea publicly!

Ha ha, yeah!

Plus I think 'Misunderstanding Tool' - tool should be used in the broader sense of the word.

Doh! If only you hadn't mentioned the anagram of coronavirus is carnivorous.

Just saw this headline "Govt steps up measures to tackle coronavirus situation" and immediately thought: vegetarianism.

2 minutes ago, Marpa47 said:

a not-unremarkable journalist of an English persuasion

Could that be described as a backhanded compliment?

A bit like: I'm amazed at the level of success readers have after following your advice.

12 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Their efforts proved in vain, however, as the Thonburi ro Ratchaburi express bore down.......Naew Na called it an Iron Horse.

Reminds me of old black & white westerns, where the phrase 'Iron Horse' was used by the Indians (not the TAT type).

12 hours ago, rooster59 said:

for producing and selling honey without a work permit. Apparently social media was abuzz and yours truly, were I not totally legal, would have come out in hives at the thought.

That wasn't lost on me. I see you left that stinging comment to near the end.

4 hours ago, dcnx said:

The PM will solve this in 5 days.

With an instruction for the army to prevent it by using martial arts Kung Flu?

1 hour ago, Morty T said:

I always wonder who these protest are targeting, all the signs are in English. I live in a pretty affluent area and the majority of my neighbors can hardly speak English, never mind read it. 

Perhaps they're expecting the foreign press will report it, hoping to embarass the government into action?

7 minutes ago, webfact said:

The Ministry of Transport has opened the "MOT Your Social" to receive suggestions and complaints from members of the general public and to inform them about the ministry’s projects

Wouldn't it be better if they had used a phrase that makes sense in English?

1 minute ago, RJRS1301 said:

They have been heated mostly, and therefore would not suitable for consumption after a short period of time.

Probably find health authorities woud not allow recycling to farm animals due to risk of bacterial growth and contamination and infecting animals.

Is that serious? I'll stand corrected, but I seem to remember animals being fed slops years ago?

5 minutes ago, DrTuner said:

Well that's probably because they lived through. How many didn't?

 

Roses are cool, just remember to shake them first to get the dust particles out and wait before sniffing (through a mask, preferably).

 

The glass ain't half full or half empty. In here, it's got a hole in the bottom.

Are you sure you're not thinking about the hole in the elephant's bottom?

4 hours ago, Grusa said:

I thought gamboling was illegal...?

I think they're on a roll there.

26 minutes ago, Tarteso said:

Why are most ghosts female?
????

I've never lifted the sheet to check.