LeungKen

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Boksida, I think it's your go as I reckon the Armstrong Siddley Sapphire won it for you.

Morning Chavy..

"One of the Ruins that Cromwell Knocked About".......... Marie Lloyd Jnr

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"One Love".......................Bob Marley and the Wailers

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"The Night I Appeared as Macbeth".................. Billy Merson

See what happens when Scousermouse goes missing..........

......the whole Liverpool thread sinks to level to which it belongs.........

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"Help Me Make It Through The Night"..................Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge

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"On A Night Like This"........The Singing Budgie from Oz

...................................Kylie Minogue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfER3jhUC2E

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"In The Still of The Night"...........The Five Satins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX9Q5zFUcaU

I had to do a quick edit as you just beat me Chavy but still thought it worth a post as it's a classic !!

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'Singing in the Bathtub".......................... Gracie Fields

A Dame I used to know from BJ's neck of the woods

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"Blue Comet Blues"................. Bill Haley and the Comets

Talking of oldies, the kids round my way call me Spiderman, not for my super-natural powers - but because I can't get out of the bath............

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"Blue Are the Violets" ................ Liz Anderson

The sand on the beach here in Phuket is much more fun.........!

Cabbie and the nun!

She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't

stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and

have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just

about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that

I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to

be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver gets very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm

Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween

party."

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" Sweet Violets".................Dinah Shore

Cor all the old gang are here today - Happy Friday Folks......

Don't rush on my account ! ( I had Arsenal down for 4 goals but not Spurs as well !!!)

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"Swing Low Sweet Chariot"..................Paul Robeson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfaAsU7J81k

You're very welcome - nice to see you back from the desert Old Son

Hi BJ,

Eddie Holman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcVazHzcI6w

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An Armstrong Siddley perhaps - maybe about 1955

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"Who's Pushin' Your Swing"..................... Gene Vincent

What's a "gramaphone" ????

Play A Slow One.........Frank Pizani

"One, Two, Three, Four, Five"............................ George Formby Snr

What's a "gramaphone" ????... It's a Mobile Telephone for a Nottingham Grandma........

I'll be getting my hat & coat then, Cheerio.....

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" Play That Again on the Gramophone"............................ Florrie Forde

Did your Gran have a gramaphone LB ? Bet you didn't play The Stones on it........

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Champion ! Lad. Bloody Champion !!

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"I Don't Want To Play In Your Yard".....................Peggy Lee

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Big Reward offered if anyone can photograph HDRIDER on a Poofy Pink Fino wearing Lilac Hot Pants and a Chartreuse String Singlet

:D

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"Walking With Susie" ............................. G. H. Elliott