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Obviously alot more to this story that we are not hearing.

I think (and left out for that reason), that the Korean, in response to the Thai on the bike, who stopped the Korean and girlfriend with his outstretched arm to tease(??) them, kind of pushed the Thai back(??). Perhaps the Thai was enraged, so he went to get the machete...

How does he know or have 'first hand knowledge' of these mafia-types that attacked him with a machete?Everywhere I've been in South-East Asia the Koreans seem to continually get themselves into problems,deservedly or not!

I rented a house in the North and the previous Korean tenants had taken all the air-conditioners with them when they left the house!

No, not the victim (had) first-hand knowledge, but I, the OP! (Years ago, if you had asked me where to buy ya-ba, I could have told you what alley, what apartment building, what room... Not because I was into drugs, but because I knew someone, who sold this stuff, plus her friends who sold (and re-packaged) even more drugs! So, I know, that the Korean lives in an area (Soi 101), where you better don't live as an expat. As for Koreans, well, what was it about the owner of that visa run company? (Still, I am sorry for the victim, no matter what nationality.)

A Korean expat has been attacked today near Bangna with a machete! Earlier today he went jogging with his Thai girlfriend, when a "Thai mafia-type" man on a motorbike tried to 'stop' them by extending his arm in front of the couple. The Korean held his hand in front of the Thai, in order to stop the intrusion. He, the Korean, later went to his apartment building, followed by the mentioned Thai man, who took a machete to cut the Koreans face several times. The Korean was admitted to hospital.

(Remarks: OP is not the victim, but has the info from a travel agency, mostly catering to Koreans. Victim lives in the mentioned area close to Bangna. OP lived in mentioned area in the past, and has first-hand knowledge of Thais who could be called 'mafia', i.e. professional drug (e.g. ya-ba) dealers. OP has never taken drugs, but thinks that such ctiin that part of Sukhumvit is plausible. Best luck for the victim! Everyone, please be careful.)

Smart move. You can bypass their rude employees.

The only thing I would be concerned about is they would unload their older merchandise on you.

Its managed by Falang who want to be the leaders.

Can't see the mum and pop stores being happy about this!

I don't think it's managed by 'falang', cause I once had a serious complaint about one of their stores here in Thailand. After searching without success for a customer complaint email, I wrote to (what I thought) the head office in the UK. They answered that they were

'sorry', but unable to help, as they had no influence on the stores in Thailand.

Quote Wikipedia: "Tesco Lotus is a hypermarket chain in Thailand, Cambodia and China (卜蜂莲花 Bo fēng liánhuā). In Thailand, the stores are operated by Ek-Chai Distribution System Co., Ltd."

Anyhow, I miss my local Carrefour store...

Situation: landlord cancels contract, wants me and Thai partner to move out on the 15th. Anticipating that deposit not being returned by this landlord, I withhold rent and utilities* (*from last month). On the 15th move out, but big trouble with security and landlord. They want us to pay for the full(!) month, plus utilities. They actually owe us money. Calls for police; Thai partner forced to pay while I'm away. (She signed the contract.)

Is this "legal": full rent for 15 days. No return of deposit. Threatening tenant with police... How to handle the situation, and get the remaining amount of deposit back?

Does your Thai partner lie, and, when you give her hints that what she says must be untrue, she still keeps on lying: OK with you??

Asking the Thai police to solve a computer crime ????

I once went to a police station in Bangkok to report a theft. The cops there were very busy: playing a football computer game, so they are obviously qualified..

Why did the chicken cross the road?

George Bush's Answer:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us, or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

John Kerry's Answer:

While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the road. Then later I realized that there were those who needed the chicken on this side of the road. Now I would like to see the chicken on the other side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on this side of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the middle of the road.

Bill Gates' Answer:

I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Dr. Seuss' Answer:

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:

To die. In the rain. Alone.

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

Grandpa's Answer:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Barbara Walters' Answer:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

Ralph Nader's Answer:

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Jerry Seinfeld's Answer:

Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Pat Buchanan's Answer:

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Jerry Falwell's Answer:

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

Aristotle's Answer:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Captain Kirk's Answer:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Bill Clinton's Answer:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Sigmund Freud's Answer:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

L.A.P.D.'s Answer:

Give me ten minutes with the chicken, and I'll find out.

Louis Farrakhan's Answer:

The road, you will see, represents the Black man. The chicken crossed the "Black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

O.J. Simpson's Answer:

It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

Reporter: Doctors say that boxing is a dangerous sport. Do you agree?

Rocky: Yes. Doctors shouldn't box.

Maitre d': Do you have a reservation?

Guest: Reservation?? Do I look like a f***ing Red Indian?

Yesterday I went to a very bad seafood restaurant. It served salmonella.

All shopping centers are the same. You've seen one, you've seen theM all!

Why are fish so smart? Give up? 'Cause they swim in schools.

Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Wait! These are old Fozzie Bear jokes...

Report: a child is sexually assaulted.

Response: The mother/ parents are unfit. The mother/parents have sold their child. The mother herself is selling her body in the toilet. The Thai culture condones it.

The truth may be much simpler. Perhaps it was one of those buses that stop every few minutes, passengers getting on and off. Maybe the child was just travelling from/to home on a 30-minute trip. It is common that children travel alone here. The bus might have stopped at a petrol station, and everyone, except girl and driver left the bus to use restrooms, or eat something. The girl then was an easy victim...

If it is proven that he committed this sick offence then he should be locked away for the rest of his life, people who prey on young children have no place in society.

Agreed.

He is charged with raping a girl under 13 years old who was not his wife...

Anyone knows what the girl was doing all alone in a parked(?) bus toilet? Where were her parents?

You should bear in mind, that she didn't tell you all. 'I take care you.. first day, after which you, farang, will take care of me and my kids financially.'

With the extra bonus, perhaps, of getting your country's citizenship for herself and her kids, plus golden opportunities living in your country.

Whether the Kiwis have the same clout as the Dutch had is a good question.

I am sorry for the victim and the victim's family. Kiwis are among the nicest people I've met in this part of the world. Unfortunately, I have to agree, what clout does the New Zealand embassy have? The authorities don't care to work with Brits or Americans. The Dutch, at least, could get backing from the EU, if really necessary, but a small country like New Zealand will just get ignored by the Thai authorities, no matter the foreign trade and tourism.

Try ant chalk, available at any better supermarket for 15 baht. Draw a thick line around the bed; repeat once in while.

I wouldn't be surprised if the guard and the receptionist let the guy drug them after receiving a red banknote each.

"The best countries to be born in are small, peaceful, homogenous, liberal democracies."

Those of us who aren't liberals might not agree. This is the most slanted survey of the day.

Hehe..., I think they mean liberal in the sense of "favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties". Probably not liberal as in left-wing.

By the way, Greenland on the Better places to be born list? Hmmm... Even better, Hong Kong and Singapore?? Singapore where you cannot spit or chew bubble gum, and where the government plans to get you married? And Hong Kong with all that interference from Beijing?

Spend your golden years in clean, wholesome Pattaya

Who writes this stuff for Coconutz?

Have they been to Pattaya?

Wow, the guy who wrote this line got the blowjob of his life.. (Maybe even in Soi Pattayaland.)

He never even made it to the beach, but he was already very impressed of Pattaya. And the alc helped further to come up with a rubbish line like that.

Farangs come from a different kind of society where all problems need to be rectified. Thais simply don't complain and don't come back in the case of a crap restaurant.

Also, some places have trouble to hire good, reliable staff. I stayed in an apartment building, where the female receptionist not only was abusive, but also stole from the till! Still, the owner had trouble to hire new staff, and the thiefing receptionist was the only one at that hotel/apartmentt building that could speak English, despite of half of the guests/tenants being foreigners. It took them more than two years to lay her off! No wonder businesses in Thailand ignore customer complaints, if hiring new staff is that difficult.

I usually tip 20 baht for most things, but if service or quality of food not there, then I don't tip !

regards songhklasid.

I tip for good service, but if the staff in restaurants is rude or likes to talk about 'falang, falang...', I make it a point not to tip. In a taxi I usually round up.

If someone who doesn't tip in Thailand is a Cheap Charlie, then almost all Thais are Cheap Charlies.

Still, I would hand over a red banknote, thereby giving a small tip. Plus a green or blue one for excellent service.

The only ones to benefit from this are those not living in Thailand, they will get all the work and the thais will all be sitting on their bums. How this will leed to more spending on the products made has me beat, just another way for the govt to say its not our fault you are being screwed.

So you see, Thais are 'jai dee', and support the poor people in the neighbouring countries.

Perhaps someone in government could suggest to promote Thailand as "Hub for Labour Export"...

On the weekend I went to Ratchada. Looking out of the window from a high-rise building, I had a look at the cars: about 1 out of three was a taxi! Why does Bangkok need so many taxis, especially as they often don't stop when you need one (carrying a suitcase), while honking at you when you don't need one.

If they reduced the number of taxis by half, they would already have 1.2 million vehicles less on the congested roads.

Living for free in a nice spacious condo with a guy who pays for my meals, clothes, and later for my tuition - hey, can I be the one to live with you?

No, seriously, it sounds all very nice. Go for it, if you trust her. Just remember that you'll be expected to pay for most, if not all her expenses once she's a student (if not earlier). I'd be worried about the time that I'm not in Pattaya - is there anything worth selling in your condo?

An age gap doesn't seem to be an issue in Thailand. But it's important to set rules. Good luck!

That's easy; I tried for several minutes all my favourite login names when signing up, but they were all already taken. Frustrated I typed in the three digits, and voila I had my username.