welsh1

Don;t worry she will die soon anyway :-)

Maybe by some falang driver,,,,, and guess who will be footing that bill

I saw the below-ranked list and found it interesting that Thailand ranks #2 in the world behind India in the amount of time they spend reading.

http://rbth.ru/multimedia/infographics/2013/06/28/readers_around_the_world_27511.html

Reading what? Facebook?

Reading stupid cartoon books

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twp5vOKEivA

Must have been one hell of a party on the flight if immigration didn't even let him in......................

What does it say on his passport?

Cant enter Thailand for 100 years

I would add that a defining trait of a prostitute might be: After having sex with you, there is only one thing on her mind -- her next customer.

I believe it is possible for a prostitute to only have one customer.

The ugly reality of migration for those where it didn't work out.

Where the summer is fine, but the winter's a fridge

Wrapped up in old cardboard under Charing Cross Bridge

And they'll never go home now because of the shame

Of misfit's reflection in a shop window pane.

Got this as my ringtone,,, nice song

Why did you assume a Thai stole them? very few Thai's have size 13 feet, I would look for them among the size 13 foot population as I doubt there is a big market for size used 13 shoes in Thailand.

Just my dos centavos (2 cents)

Cheers:

I think C

ircus Clowns use that size shoe....try looking at Circuses for a start

Ircus Clowns ?? Is that the new name for Falangs,,, There are many of them performing, in many bars , all over Thailand, every day of the week

Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Timbuk 3

I study nuclear science

I love my classes

I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses

Things are going great, and they're only getting better

I'm doing all right, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

@v@

you got it

Get yourself a dog.

Dogs never get jealous, if you pat another dog.

And if you come home late,, and you smell of beer,,, they are still glad to see you.

My future is so bright,,, I have to wear shades

Nice, but this is a very western shopping list. I would like to see it done again with a more Thai based market basket.

Like ,,A basket full of Somtam

Can you get hold of any Branston Pickle ?

Can you bring me some malt vinegar and some Branigans crisps.

YES be staying in TYCOON SUITE please do not piss me about.

Why would any one want ( to piss of) some one who obviously has connections???

Especially,, If they are in the Smuggling of tea bags business

Should not be Pissed about

He has been doing it for around 10 years, they also have an Indian guy who they call in as a translator.

Do not pay up and insist on going to police station

an Indian guy who they call in as a translator.

I don't really care how, or where i die,,Just as long as i get the chance to spend all my money first.

Would hate to die tomorrow,,knowing that I'm leaving lots of money behind

I still don't get the crisps bit, clarification of the motivation to do that please.

Not sure,,,but they must have been Thai crisps.

Couldn't see the OP,, giving them a pack of Walkers, or Monster munch

no problem gave her 20 baht said thanks for chatting.

Pushing out the boat, big time!

Just like me, was sat in the karaoke bar one night,,where they know me quite well

3 young girly sitting next to me,,,,Huw cow Huw cow, think they wanted me to order food in the bar, which is not cheap.

So I give one of them 50 baht, sent her down the shop to buy 3 mamma noodles

I see that there is an escalator in the picture. Although there is nothing directly above to bump your head, if you were to hang your head over the side of the escalator it is often the case that you could have your head guillotined as the next floor approaches.

Have a look the next time you are on an escalator in a store.

Spot On,,,this happened in Thailand not long ago, Read online that some Thai was hanging over the escalator, trapped there head under the next floor, didn't chop there head off, but it stretched there head, so they ended up looking like a giraffe , and are now living life like a cabbage

500 baht? You must be getting a hair cut in some up market mall?

I get the 80 baht hair cuts with a shave and a nice shoulder and head massage, then give them 200 baht feeling pretty happy about it.

Just try a little road side place.

Why woulkd you want to give some one 200 baht for some thing that only costs 80baht?

Already mentioned (Top Mansion) you want go far wrong, close to all the girly bars, and Im not to sure if its still open, there used to be a Kebab shop right opposite,

Dont worry about It my mam used to tell me, It will all come out in the wash she used to say