welsh1

Thanks I think your done here. Thailand is for a hustler like me I've run gambling games in the sois with all sorts of animals so don't go giving advice on who Thailand is good for I think I'm more worthy to dish it out.Its not for children that's my point millions of family's with young children travel to Thailand not expecting a small thing such as a waterfall to carry a significant risk. So people travelling to koh Samui should be wary and at times overlook glamourised street signs etc

Ahhh, talking about bands, time to listen to ZZ Top...............

I dont do ZZ top me,,, Time to listen to some Crosby Stills & Nash

trusticles

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

Did they deliver outside Bangkok, to other parts of Thailand?

They even deliver all over Issan.

Ordered some stuff a few weeks ago,, got the call to say they would be delivering the goods the next day.

Next day came,, was out shopping in Tesco,, got a call from the delivery guy,,, he told the misses he can not find the address,,and he wanted directions.

The misses told him we was not at home, and we was shopping in Tesco,, He said sound one,,I knows where Tesco is,, and he met us in Tesco's,,

How is that for delivery

No never had this problem.

Me and the misses work hard, when we have free time, we like to get away,( Alone) I have enough headaches from the family,, with out taking them on an all inclusive 5 star hotel trip some where nice,,and have them spoil my holidays aswell .

Besides they wouldn't appreciate it,, and you will barley get a khap khun kap, for you troubles,,

PS,,, Most of the family don't know how to hold a knife and fork correctly,, So taking them any where fancy is out of the question

Why don't you get your self a tall ladder?

If you got one of them girlie bikes,,,Always carry half a house brick with you, in the little basket on the front.

Red Horse Beer

Never seen this beer before!

Is it a lager?...Where do you get it?

Believe me, you dont want to get it, its vile stuff, so vile in fact even your local motorcycle taxi drivers wont touch the stuff.

Usually see it in Lotus or Big C, never seen anyone actually buy it though.

If you though Archa was bad, you havent tried this crap.

It makes Cheers extra taste like a fine German brew.

It really is that bad, its so bad you have to try just to see for yourself.

Perfect gift for my fil then

Its an acquired taste but its suits my taste buds,, saying that I was brought up on strong shit me,, I don't like drinking pints of Piss

Red Horse Beer

The bamboo made ones are very long lasting, and only a fraction of the price about 4000-6000 baht.

you will have to replace the straw roof every 2 years, this is a far cheaper option

They will build a tiny Car Park as well,,, no where near the amount of spaces needed to accommodate a shopping center of that size.

Ensuring the Thais can carry on there Ritual of double parking

Post of the year

Been pestered many times in town,,, have heard all the sob story's me,,, used to feel sorry for some of them too,,, I would give them some money, and then watch them walk straight into the little shop and spend it on a shot off Low Cow.

Some times when me and Er Indoors are eating food on the side of the road,,, the misses wont give them any money,, but she will order a meal for them,,,, If they refuse a meal and insist on money,, she will tell them politely,,, On your way

You helped him.

It saddens me when I'm walking on an overhead bridge, and there are so many people who walk by and don't give anything. They just treat the poor/homeless like they're animals and they just ignore them. I thought this behavior was only prevalent in America. Guess I was wrong.

I've found that the people who truly give are the most happiest. The other 99% who don't give are normally not happy.

So we are supposed to go around all day, giving money and food to people who we feel sorry for?

Then and only then, will we find true happiness

Things must be really bad, If you buy 5baht rolling tobacco to make your own smokes

Presumably you know you are going to partake of a "little" alcohol when you first arrive in KK so why dont you check into a hotel then???

or is it a double bed that you will be buying......lol

HL

Hi Larry,

A descent hotel in KK, with air condition, costs about 600 to 800Baht a night.

As about, double bed...........noooooooooo, my wife keeps telling me I'm the best husband in the world.

They have many new apartments in Khon Kaen prices from 300baht a night with airconn and cable TV,,,just out side you can then get the buses which will take you into town, for a price of 9Baht,,,, also there is a nice fa-lang run bar come resort near by, which as a swimming pool, good food, and some half tidy falangs for some good old banter,,,

Seeeing as you like the cheap things in life.

I will give you a good tip, on how you can double your money in Thailand.

Take it out of your wallet, fold your money in half, then put it back in your wallet

Khon Kaen is the place to be,, It's got everything you need,,,shopping, plenty of bars and restaurants,, but sadly no beach.

but they are already in the process of building a pool theme park, which will be great for the kids.

Also like every where In Thailand,, the land in Khon Kaen is getting very expensive.

Perhaps she works at night...........

Theirs only 2 types of people who work at nitetime,,, Owls and prostitutes

I will have a cup of that too

I want say no,,, 2 sugars and stir it to the right, please

Thai women are accustomed to a decisive male...thats why they are always saying "up to you" everytime you give them the option of choosing where to eat or how to spend the day together.

If you think that "up to you" actually means up to you, you should stop giving advice on a forum. Have you ever been to Thailand much less had a Thai girlfriend? I didn't think so.

"Up to you" means "read my mind."

Unlike me,,,, years ago I wanted to buy my self a nice big bike,,,, so I checked with the boss ( Wife)

Hey babe I said,,, I want to get this bike,,, after some lengthy discussions, and some deliberations,,, she replied,,,, UP TO YOU, in a stern voice.

So I went and bought the bike,,, only to discover,,, That Up to you , actually as 2 meanings

WP

Eat plenty of cabbage, figs, hard boiled eggs and fire out rancid farts until she can't stand to be with you any more.

While holding her head under the blankets

Cant go up the road and get a Large Donor kebab ;-)