yasx

Shawty had apple bottom jeans

Boots with the fur (with the fur)

The whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)

Next thing you know

Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

That baggy sweat pants

And the Reebok's with the straps

She turned around and gave that big booty a smack

She hit the floor, she hit the floor,

Finally

Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Flow Rida - In memory of Slim, RCA.

The above is an example of what happens when you put the natives in charge of PissUps...they piss it up and it get ruined.

BKKJames - What is it with you and your snide comments? Do you seriously have nothing better to do? Unfortunatly for you, we all have jobs, studying, family etc so are unable to dedicate our time to ensure you get free shots at all the piss ups.

The piss up is just an occassion for those who can make it to meet other TV members and merrily get pissed. - think you can do a better job? Do it.

yas u got yr costume yet?

I'm thinking biker chick....

I understand that there's 10,000 bhat in the prize fund at the Witch's Tavern...

Not sure how that will be split... but I aim to mount a serious challange for first place

Murg

I suggest you split the win with whoever started the thread/arranged the piss up.

I think I want to partake in the piss-up too! Cheers!

The more the merrier!

Yasx,

I suggest having a look at this clip.

I love catwomen.

Ha ha,

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1848319/make..._for_halloween/

Haha!! Alexla, Just saw the vid. - you're a genius!!! Not a bad idea... Not sure about shredding my clothes but definatly will keep it in mind as a last resort.

lol

ok... we got

CaptainBarbossa and Calypso

[bull?]

cereal killer

vampire honey monster

yasx and girlx??

where's my the great pumpkin??????

2 weeks to go for TRICK OR TREAT !!!!

Yay!!! Halloweens nearly here!! Woot woot.

Now, on a more serious note - what to wear. hmmmmm......

I was thinking Catwoman but its a. Unoriginal and b. too hot!!!

Worst comes to worst - I can just throw on a ballgown and come as a tranny. Reminds me of my first night in BKK - having to witness a tranny catwalk in Patpong

I personally find that there is nothing wrong in looking too hot!!!

You think trannys look hot tingtong?

lol

ok... we got

CaptainBarbossa and Calypso

[bull?]

cereal killer

vampire honey monster

yasx and girlx??

where's my the great pumpkin??????

2 weeks to go for TRICK OR TREAT !!!!

Yay!!! Halloweens nearly here!! Woot woot.

Now, on a more serious note - what to wear. hmmmmm......

I was thinking Catwoman but its a. Unoriginal and b. too hot!!!

Worst comes to worst - I can just throw on a ballgown and come as a tranny. Reminds me of my first night in BKK - having to witness a tranny catwalk in Patpong

Let me guess, you forced screaming to stand and watch the whole tranny catwalk thingy, btw was that next to the boxing ring?

Almost - a friend wanted to show me Bangkok's nightlife. Next stop was Telephone and Tapas. Not that I'm complaining - I just would have preferred to be eased into it. The night left me a bit shell shocked and wondering <deleted> am i doing here????

What boxing ring?

haha maybe you will have to go back to the final contest on 7th as well then

There is a very good chance of that Ms Fabricgas, a very good chance.

I'm in.

lol

ok... we got

CaptainBarbossa and Calypso

[bull?]

cereal killer

vampire honey monster

yasx and girlx??

where's my the great pumpkin??????

2 weeks to go for TRICK OR TREAT !!!!

Yay!!! Halloweens nearly here!! Woot woot.

Now, on a more serious note - what to wear. hmmmmm......

I was thinking Catwoman but its a. Unoriginal and b. too hot!!!

Worst comes to worst - I can just throw on a ballgown and come as a tranny. Reminds me of my first night in BKK - having to witness a tranny catwalk in Patpong

One of my best friends has remarkable 'success' with Thai GFs. When I asked him what was his secret he said 'treat them rough, never give them anything, never be the weaker half of the partnership'.

Women the world over

I would definatly agree on that point. Women the world over RESPECT men who stand up for themselves and are not a complete doormat. Not too sure about the 'treat em mean, keep em keen' theory though because in the end anyone who's got a bit of sense in them will walk out or at least speak out.

In my experiance - the same applies to working in Thailand. Make sure that the staff respect you. Respect isn't achevied by overpaying staff or giving them everything they want (or you think they want).

"TV get together for adults".

yeah, maybe I will start a thread for get togethers of 56 year old sexpat know-it-alls.

mate, I am only 41, get it right

Only 41?

Regarding the title of this thread, is it any wonder when it's just the same six people chatting to each other about where to get drunk?

-and yet you keep on coming back for more....

just had too much ice cream... think i'm getting sick too

G - it's ok if u r waiting for the halloween but pleaseeee dnt dress like whatever u and yas talked about on the bus to samet!

Hehe - I thought that was a fab idea!! only problem with that costume is we'll either get beaten up by Thais or picked up farangs before we even get to the party....

Girlx - Drink lots of water and have strepsils, and Calpol (yes - Calpol, works for me If you feel crappy on thurs, you still have to come. I'm sure we can find you a nice doc/nurse

transvestite miss thailand vampire? can't wait til halloween!

Girlx you're off too???? So Soon?

Ok - Lets make Bday plans?

What up up for birthday boy?

sooooo! who's meeting up this week? when and where? it's someone's b-day! so we are pretty much obligated to hang with him and make him feel old! thursday? weekend?

oh, and halloween is coming! and shortly thereafter at least one of our esteemed drunkards is leaving thailand for good! so let's get a couple of pissups in before then.

assuming i am not still sick as a dog (flu) by the next one!

HAPPY 40th RJT!!! Mwah! Agree with girlx - Thursday pissup (and every other day we can mange before I go)

Yep - I'm off. Woot woot!

Prost*tution is illegal here, not many people know this though.

I found that out on a recent trip to Singapore. Prostition Is legal in Singapore but is illegal in Thailand.

Go figure...........

More men have their penises severed (cut off, chopped off ) in Thailand by their partners etc. than anywhere else in the world. Often followed by feeding it to a duck or pet or being kept as a trophy.

Thailand No 1

Brazil No 2

What does that say about Thai men? and and the same note.... Thai women.

Okay... Nearly the end of the week and I've been working my ass off.

Who's up for a piss up tommorow? Thi Thi, Girl X, RJT - I'm counting on you guys!!

Best advice:

Lifes a bitch and then you die. So <deleted> the world and lets get high.

Its only when you've lost everything that you are free to do anything - Tyler Durdan

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

edit: When you're on the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up.

My dad told me that one - I try to abide by it where possible.

It should be closed IMO

if/when it does get closed, we'll just move onto another thread.

Girlx - i'm bored and need rests.

it might not be Pattaya i'm heading to.

think of going back to Samet.

Samet? haha!! thithi honey, if you were there on saturdayth, there would be no way you'd want to go back.

Ok - guys, I'm leaving next month and my plans are to get majorly pissed before I go back to the real world. Any suggestions?

I too am going to Pattaya this week. I guess if anyone wants to meet up with me or Thi Thi up there, you are welcome.

You AND Thithi?

We've were only gone 2 days. Is that why you had to rush back thithi?

No no no no no. I'm going to be on Jomtien and she's going to be on Pattaya beach; Thi Thi does not know when she is going, I just gotta go in a few days for...ummm....'urgent business'....anyways, people who really enjoy riding bikes--I mean REALLY ENJOY RIDING BIKES--should...ahh never mind.

Ok... point taken. I'll back off.