marto

YES ,marto.

It is called condom

Hmm... Let me generalize...... Viagra+helmet /condom?/+ motor bike+ a few drops alcohol /or jet-fuel?/... sounds like a lot of troubles for all female, male and shemale.... And before that I'll write on my right hand - "Marto - if you can read this notice - DO NOT touch anyone with braun uniform+badge!"

If you go down to Sukumvit Soi 4 you will find a few places where many people go to find their spirit-ual needs.

If you've taken all your spirit-s you can find some toys for yourself /if I'm a God's toy - why I shouldn't find some toys for me, should I?!/ on Soi Cowboy also. And you will understand how liberal Buddha is...

If I've taken Viagra - should I use a helmet?

Cell=Mobile well least that what I assume he means!

In South Africa they call the trafic-lights "robot"

100,000 B is very cheap , you tight arse.

Mac.

Hmm... How many buffalos you can buy at this money?

The best way is to marry a farang lady.

Do you know how to understand if a farang man has spent a lot of time in LOS?

1. He always drinks his beer on ice.

2. He always eats his pizza with sticks.

3. When he meets farang lady on the street he always gives the woman an eye and moans unhappy.

INSTINCT;; Yea I would think it would if she has a bad yeast infection.

Ya know what a WHOPPER WITH CHEESE is??

Thats a fat girl with a yeast infection

And what's the difference between a pizza and a Russian girl?

First one you can order it without mushrooms...

1. There is malaria in Thailand - also Dengue fever (carried by another mosquito, not Anopheles). You take pills for malaria, both before you catch it and again when you've got it. Dengue fever is not so debilitating for Westerners as for locals, but will still put you on your back for a time.

2. On Thailand's mainland coastline  -  well now - In Pattaya a sea-front condo will start at 15,000 baht per month (300 Euro) - In Naklua, Jomtien about the same. Hua Hin, Rayong a little less - say 200 Euro. Krabi about the same. (These are all sea-front. Move inland a couple of kilometers and it will be less than 2/3rds of this). Down around Trat and Hat Noi on the Cambodian border even less. Cross the border into Cambo and you will find that Koh Kong and Sihanoukville are really cheap.

3. If you are talking about serious books, bring all with you. Outside Bangkok you will find a small selection of books about Thailand, current novels, that sort of thing (only). But this is a humid climate. If you really are looking at a hut on the beach, say goodbye to your books when you say goodbye to your second guitar .....

4. Local poison, like Mekong or Sang Thip - cheap. But you may go blind before you finish your new Norse Saga.

5. Why the mainland? Most of our hippie wierdos are out on the islands. You will find many friends there and the locals will be more tolerant.

1. Isn't the malaria and Denque fever mostly in Northern teritories?

2. What include a condo for 15,000 bath??? Do I have to buy additional satellite dish for my second tv, or for my satellite phone? I think we are talking about a hut - and down there - in Trat region the prices are about 2,500 baht /50 EUR/ p.m. /may be there are some changes now? - last time when I were there was in June last year - I flew with a small plane which tightened me up in my shoulders /

About the hippie islands - don't you think that it will be more expensive and it will be a little crowded?

3. Realy forgot - I haven't seen much books in Thailand! They have major problem with the books reading...

4. Mekong or Sang Thip - cheap - on ice, witg some cold soda - just a perfect drink!!! Believe me after one year and about 200 littres of both - my eyesight is as a hawk!

1. How much will a one-year visa for Thailand cost me?

No one year visa available. Well, how much will it cost me to one first for three months, and then prolong it thrice?

2. How much will the necessary inoculations cost me?

}}}}}}} plain old malaria.

6. And a guitar?

7. How much will it cost me to rent an apartment for a year on Thailand's mainland coastline? If that's 50 EURO a year I should have no need to worry....

9. How much will it cost me to send, approximately: 50-75 kilograms of books to Thailand from Denmark (EU)?

I also need to make some serious studies to win faith and for that I shall at least need the Holy Bible, the Holy Kuran, the Bhagavadgita and the Vedas, some Plato, some Goethe, the tower, Dostoyevsky, and major poets like Napoleon, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Caesar, Byron, Shelley, Homer and Alexander the Great.

I don't wish to drink on bars or in restaurants. I've been living as a bum. I drink in the streets and I drink the cheapest I can get as long as it's wine or vodka. But I should also like to try some Thai kind of intoxication if such ones exist?

Besides, I'm not as bloodless or cold or tyrannical as I sound, I just fancy Cicero and William Pitt...

You are strange dude...

1. You should take "visa trips" - that's explained quite enough in "www.thaivisa.com"

2. Don't think that here are oldfashioned illneses like malaria....

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6. Guitar - for sure it will be quite affordable...

7. 50 EUR monthly - yep - not so much to worry about

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9. DHL and FedEx will not make difference if you're sending 70 kilos "Penthouse" or 3 Tolostoy's books /also 70 kilos/ I meant that both companies are safe - other ways of package sending are insecure...

Drinking is OK - forget for Mary Jane, speed etc /!!!/ - it will cost you lifetime humbling in Bangkok Hilton /in the best case/

I should like to live a year in Thailand in utter isolation from any man or woman that I know to complete an opulent opus of poetry which will surely amaze every human being who still has a good heart and a sense of beauty.

1. How much will a one-year visa for Thailand cost me?

2. How much will the necessary inoculations cost me?

3. How much will it (approximately) cost me to get a one-way ticket from Europe (Denmark) to Thailand?

4. How much will a cheap, but able laptop cost me in Bangkok?

5. And a cheap complete "sound system" for compact discs?

6. And a guitar?

7. Some cheap clothes?

8. How much will it cost me to rent an apartment for a year on Thailand's mainland coastline? (Within a distance of 10 to 20 km (7-15 miles) from a city with 50.-100.000 inhabitants. With beautiful surroundings, but just a simple apartment, a bungalow, a little hut, anything, with electricity though, a fridge, air-condition and shower (unless it's right next to the sea) and kitchen. The cheapest you can get!)

9. How much will it cost me to send, approximately: 50-75 kilograms of books to Thailand from Denmark (EU)?

10. How much for red wine in Thailand? And vodka?

11. How much will it cost me to eat some simple food every day, cheapest possible: just some fruits, rice, prepared meals also?

I am capable of living under very humble conditions, and I need to get away.

Hey - old dogs - stop joking with the rookie!

1. I don't think that there is such tourist visa. You need to extend it every 90 days.

2. No need. There is no inoculation for AIDS, SARS or bird flu /do not meet any chicks if you are afraid of illnes /

3. As much as two-way ticket! Ask Turkish airlines, Aeroflot, may be KLM for the prices.

4. About 500 EUR /and less/

5. About 100 EUR /and it will be pretty capable/

6. n/a

7. Why you need clothes? There is no gloves, ear-flaps, woolen socks Take about 10 EUR p.m.

8. 50 EUR

9. Ask DHL or Fed Ex - if you really want to get your books.

10. Forget - more expensive than in DK for sure. Local drinks - about 5 EUR daily /if you can cope with 1.5l 38 liquor/

11. Nothing if you live among banana trees. Otherwise - about 2 EUR /and less!/ daily.

Humble is when it's cold... 30 degrees annual temperature - doesn't sound oppressive

if you need a boyfriend also - pls call me

it's the thai new year

if the splashing with water can be banned, let's ban Santa Claus also - he just torture the reindeers

this guy should go stay a few nights in the nana hotel 

After the stay - look for the new upcoming book "Nana Secrets" or just "Secrtets"

"Joys of living a clean life as a single under an oxygen tent". 

Germs, germs, germs... wherever I look... panic session... ...(writer dropped unconcious in disgust).

Hey, are you OK? This guy - Peter Greenberg, is just a counsellor!

Small change made.

This year I`ll be for the first time in Thailand during Songran. Last year I missed it. Is the water splashing a Thai tradition or it is invented for the tourist and farangs?

One cannot judge a persons character from his looks.

Disparities in age, height, colour etc . . . will always ilicit diffreing opinions from others.

I loved your answer. Btw - I spent a lot of time in South Africa. They have invented aparthed and may be it doesnt exist more There are some couples - white guy and colored woman - even they have children. Believe me - the society doesn't таke in them at all! I don't think that in Thailand there is such problem. May be the problem in LOS is that some people think that if you date with Thai GF -she's doing it only for your money... Thai girls are extremely cute, but I have shared with my GF that we - the farangs - are pretty ugly in their standarts - as she says: "Big noses, big ears, big eyes, big... , but you are very good person!" Hmmm - geniralize - I am ugly, good person... Kwazimodo. May be I should ask Thai girls- "Why they start date with farangs?"

My close friend ( young thai girl)has been dating her expat boyfriend for over 2 years.

Now its a time for him to go back to Europe. He did not promise her anything about the relationship.

They are very nice couple. The guy is very good looking, smart and gentlemen and my friend is very beautiful, very well educated ( MBA) and lovely person.

Uncertain future make my friend unhappy. A lot of people said that love will lead it through but ... I dont know. Do you guys have any ideas what to expect in this kind of situation?

As I understand - he's still in Thailand? And he has to spend some more time here? OK - tell youre friend to say "Goodbye" to him. If they live together - let she pack her luggage and left him. If he doesn't start to look for her and if he doesn't realize that she's "the only one" /huh... not for all the times, I meant / - what she'll doing in London? May be she prefers to be abandoned there?

But how many westerners understand that a Wai is a form of respect and that who Wais who first is of great relevance?

The Wai is not Hello.

Would recommend that Westerners reciprocate but not instigate.

Agree??

Couldn't agree more. I think that many farangs miss this point that the person who wais first is accpeting that the other person is of higher status and thus demonstrating his respect. Also the height of the wai does matter guys. Two hands placed together in front of your stomach doesn't look especially respectful. If you notice when a child wais an adult, the child will wai high around the nose level. When the adult wais back, it is often around the chest level.

Absolutely agree!

Wai-ing is not preposterous when you communicate with locals. It shows respect. Thais appreciate it! After a motnh stay in BKK I went to Don Muang to pick up two of my associates - when I met them I said: "hello guys" and wai-ed. I didn't do it intentional - I was little ashamed, they looked at me strange... After that we shaked sweaty hands and missed hugs and kisses Arafat style...

I love to wake up with a girl who I thought - she loves me, and to get the bill for the pleasure... That's the same as you work with Thai partners - always there is a pleasure - but you have to think about the profit...

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It was easier for me to went to SINGHA page... than to obtain some info about the solars... This business is pretty good. PM me what you need to know...

What do you think?

Is it some kind free of charge announcement? Btw - how much will cost a studio? I mean to buy it... or to negotiate for the yearly rent...

Check with a company like Sunbelt Asia to see if you own the building or if your rights are protected. 

Hmm... Sent them a fax with half of my data... there wasn't response... Doesn't sounds me seriouslly Half - cause the second page didn't pass /according my fax receipt/ But they didn't inform me - got it or not...

Thai prostitutes thrown alive into crocodile-infested Australian river

Published on Mar 4, 2004

SYDNEY, March 4 (AFP) - Two Thai women who worked in Australia as prosititutes for several years were bound and thrown alive into a crocodile-infested river, police said Thursday.

Huh.. "who worked in Australia as prosititutes for several years" it seems to be legal profession in Australia and NT /evriyone knew what they have been doing / ... And u can take a "hooker" visa class... Hmm... who's bad - prostitutes or aussies's laws...

First of all- i am not defending drug dealers. lets get that straight- i am not defending drug dealers. But in civilized / democratic societies a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty. as much as we dont like it, even the bali and 9/11 bombers have that right.  this is not to give criminals an advantage- it is to protect law abiding citizens from the abuses of government. it protects us from living in a police state.

I am agree - drug dealers have not to be defend. But that what they do to the society, to the innocent kids and to everyone - may be they deserve to be shoot down without a process? I am almost agree with that... Because Palestinian kamikazes - they also have civil rights. But it is very difficult to collect their pieces togheter and give them the pleasure to enjoy their rights... Who have to protect me if I do not deal with drugs - the law, or? If I deal with drugs - I know that I can be shoot down all the time... and I know that is better for me to go in prison and after a few years /with good laywers, a lot of money etc/ I'll be back on the market...

It seems like there are no Thai bilionares yet  , I thought a Thai president is the one with all his corruptions?

Heh - you ain`t right : check this out: http://www.forbes.com/2002/03/01/launchpoliticians.html

I think PM has about 12 billion... And the money are from communications.