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What a shame that Polo has to vent his moronic tones on this forum.

Cant remmber the prices in phuket but in hua hin its 20 baht for a meal in the night market. Unless like my fat Thai G/F you want two bowls of noodle soup then its 40 baht.

The restaurants are all cheap (unless you eat in the Hilton etc.) they are all cheaper than the places in Bangkok but not as cheap as Chang Mai or Khon Khen etc.

the latest instalment on the e-mails from BG this is one from one of the girls in Big Dogs at Nana she has recently sent out 20 of the same mails, were you lucky did you get one?

Where are you now? I called you up many times but you not call me back.It made me worry too much, I wish I could see you sooner. You said you will visit here in June,which date? You know I miss you so much but I am not good in English when I try to speak with you on the phone.Maybe you think I talk not too much because I not know what to say to you in English, I can do it when I get drunk.When I was with you, I was so happy.I want to stay with you all the time.

If you read thsi e-mail, please reply me back,maybe ring me then and tell me where you at.

Miss you

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Hi everyone thanks for all the replies, I will try and visit all the places suggested over my next couple of visits

Nowadays you cannot open an account in the UK unless you provide reams of documentary evidence about ID etc.  So I'm sure you cannot open the account in her name.  And if you open it in your own name then it's your reputation/credit-rating that will suffer if the account is 'mis-managed' by her.

The halifax acctualy recommend this account for people with no credit rating, so in that sense it cant harm your rating.

Simon

To open a "cashcard" account at "The Halifax" in the UK you just need proof of address and either a driving license or passport. The good thing about the cashcard account is there is no overdraft facility and as the name suggests you just get an ATM card which I reckon is ideal for the G/F

Ok so let me get this straight this thread is about wnting to know how to use a washing machine right? Go to the nearest bar pay the bar fine and the girl will do the washing for you...... Why would any guy waste his precious time in the LOS doing the washing?

Ok I'm now in the process of spliitting from my Thia G/F.

The problem is I really like the laid back atmosphere in Hua Hin, however the soon to be Ex was born in the town and knows just about everyone so I cant go back for quite awhile. So come on guys where can I go on my next visit? I go to Pattaya and Phuket but really want to find another small town like Hua Hin anyone know of one?

Hua Hin . Cha Am..

Q2 :  Is Hua Hin being developed? Are homes, condos being built?

Q3 :  Is it peaceful sleeping at night? I guess are there any grumpy dogs?

A :    What is your favourite experience of Hua Hin/ Cha Am?

Thank you for your time.

Thaimee

Q1: dont know

Q2: lots of new places being built

Q3: One of my ex G/F gets a bit grumpy when the bars close and she gets thrown out always was a bit of a dog!

A: Soi Bitabar

Does anyone know if this is the same company that was based in Spain a few years ago? Same name and they fleeced a lot of ex-pats and disappered....

I have just checked their web site and its now off line!

More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz

Applications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days.

How long wiull it be before forged passports for this "Nation" are available in BKK

As an ex cabbie, a black cab not licenced in heathrow area would not pick up.You could lose you licence if you did.Plus other things you could lose Local cabbies would be very very upset.

Well of course its expensive in London to get on the ranks! Everyone knows the cabbies earn a fortune.... its only £45 to travel from heathrow to central London....what a bargain

however the cabbies in bangkok seem to come out of a different mould very reasonable...

Another thing with my G/F no matter how much money I send her a month she always manages to run out She NEVER saves any money (or so she claimes) do you guys find the same?

where did you get the plans from?

G/F uncle works as a builder and nicked them off his last job (always trust a Thai)

Not sure if it is going ahead at the moment just had a rather large domestic.... yes thats right over money " I dash her dreams and those of all her family" just because I have to get the car repaired this month.... and cant spare so much money.

Jayenram the Swiss cottage is the thing in the middle of the road at Swiss cottage. Prefer Kilburn myself always good for a laugh on a friday night

What would Thailand be without the BG's 

Boring or empty of male falangs

the remark regarding 'boneing' the wife's sisters is cogent to this discussion...you never think that you would find an ass more beautiful than your wife's until you see the younger sister that has hidden in rice paddies and has never seen a falang before...

of course...an indescretion in this regard will mobilize the ducks quicker than you can say quack, quack...

Yep , or in my case , the wife's THREE younger sisters.......

In my case the ex G/F 18 year old cousin....... I didnt know she was the cousin honestly

I wouldn't go too overboard on the gifts, just small tokens only. Ask your g/f if she has any idea, got a few suggestions the first time I met hubbys mum from other thai ladies, nice handbag, scarf from M&S, thats sort of thing but when I asked hubby, he wanted me to bring some jumpers & warm coats as it was getting cold in Khon Kaen when we went & they were more appriciated. Not sure if it would have been my choice but he knew best & after living there from January to March this year I could have done with them too. It was bloody freezing.

I was also there in January and it was chilly.....its all relative It was bloody freezing in the UK then they had snow!

Why not just live on the capital. I reckon if I were to retire on 500,000 sterling.... it would take me decaades to spend it all.....

Neither could hold a candle to a fully developed Aboriginal lady....

This is a joke right?

I was in long term relationships with two (not at the same time) when I lived in Indonesia, one muslim (not practising) and one Christian.

They are also sexier and more willing to please...and their freshly washed bodies smell so nice, a musky odour that the Body Shop could never reproduce.

Check it out...Thai ladies are OK...but not no.1...

I have never bedded one, but Balinese women are the sweetest, most graceful creatures on this earth.

I have bedded several Balanise ladies and I agree they are heaven on earth..... however there are some pretty good Thai girls out there... just wish they didnt eat so much

Sorry bronco confused again where is the link???

Im not really botherd at least everyone is happy.

Maybe Swiss Cottage in Isaan London Guy? Hope everyone is happy with the result - including yourself!

mmmm Swiss cottage that sounds good its a pub in North London....

or if you want something a little more downscale, then try the morning foodcarts on soi 22 sukhumvit.

orange juice,papaya and pineapple slices ,coffee, pathongos and a newspaper.

I agree with this one a real pig out at good prices

the girls that do this make people happy

the bg's provide a great service

I hope to be getting some of this great service when I am in my retirement years.

Why wait for your retirement? go for the enjoyment now...

its normally hotmail.

now that you all know perhaps we can look forward to some good examples?