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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

There is an obvious attraction between them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears fill a shelf the length of the wall; medium-sized ones adorn a shelf a little higher, and huge bears sit side by side on the top shelf.

The man is surprised that this sexy woman should own so many cuddly toys, but he decides not to let it bother him.

Instead, he turns to her and kisses her passionately on the lips. After just seconds they are ripping each other's clothes off and having wet and wild sex.

After their intense sex session they are lying there together in the afterglow and the man asks, 'Well, love, how was it?'

She says, 'You can have any prize from the bottom shelf'.