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Three engineering students were gathered together to discuss the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

"A programmer’s wife asks him, 'Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.' The programmer goes to the store and returns home with 12 loaves of bread. 'They had eggs,' he explained."

The Last Shift Office Chair

I guess it's earthquake proof?

I never believed in charity! Nor a heaven or an after life ???? ????

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cos it's not a joke?

*Comfortable attitude at Old Age* I asked one of my friends who has crossed 60 & is heading to 70. > What sort of change he is feeling in him? > 1) After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children, my friends, *now I have started loving myself.* > 2) I just realised that I am not *“Atlas”*. The world does not rest on my shoulders. > 3) I now stopped bargaining with vegetables & fruits vendors. > After all, a few Rupees more is not going to burn a hole in my pocket *but it might help the poor fellow save for his daughter’s school fees.* > 4) I pay the taxi driver without waiting for the change. The extra money might bring a smile on his face. *After all he is toiling much harder for a living than me* > 5) I stopped telling the elderly that they've already narrated that story many times. *After all, the story makes them walk down the memory lane & re-live the past.* > 6) I have learnt not to correct people even when I know they are wrong. After all, the onus of making everyone perfect is not on me. *Peace is more precious than perfection.* > 7) *I give compliments freely & generously.* After all it's a mood enhancer not only for the recipient, but also for me I have learnt not to bother about a crease or a spot on my shirt. > *After all, personality speaks louder than appearances.* > 9) I walk away from people who don't value me. *After all, they might not know my worth, but I do.* > 10) I remain cool when someone plays dirty politics to outrun me in the rat race. *After all, I am not a rat & neither am I in any race.* > 11) I am learning not to be embarrassed by my emotions. *After all, it's my emotions that make me human.* > 12) *I have learnt that its better to drop the ego than to break a relationship. After all, my ego will keep me aloof whereas with relationships I will never be alone*. > 13) I have learnt to live each day as if it's the last. *After all, it might be the last.* > 14) I am doing what makes me happy. *After all, I am responsible for my happiness, and I owe it to me.* > I decided to send this to many, because why do we have to wait for so long, why can't we practice this at any stage and age...