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davethailand

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  1. For citizens of the USA visiting Southern Thailand:

    A fig leaf for the shame and a maple leaf for safety.

    Like in the time of the Vietnam war, also in the Middle East even the bravest citizens of the USA are hiding behind the Canadian maple leaf again. On their laptops, their clothes, their bags: Heroes in disguise!

    The fig leaf you can wear under your clothes. So nobody can see.

    And please, stay out of the internal affairs of Thailand!

    limbo

    have you been drinking? :o

  2. I had a stun gun a few years ago in England.There was a safety feature which made it impossible to zap yourself, although mine wasn't a torch design it may be a standard feature.

    By the way,you are in deep doo doo.

    I was caught and sent to crown court charged with carrying a fire arm.

    Having 40 of them probably makes you an international arms dealer,put that in your C.V

    Good luck :D  :D  :o

    i heard you also got nicked for

    "having an offensive person on your weapon"

    and that you were a repeat offender. :D

    (present gf not included) :D

  3. horse

    you will have to learn to except refusal because as a lot of people here have been here before and they are'nt gonna fall for the timeshare bullshit.

    a timeshare group got my mate in febuary, he'd never been here before and they promised him the free holiday crap, they were pretty pissed off when i found out where he was and took him out halfway through, i can,t believe they even tried getting heavy, ######s

    becareful horse as said before pattaya is nothing like phuket or samui or spain for that matter.

  4. i don't know what fairy tails you've heard about pattaya, pattaya is,nt las americas or los christianos,

    a, sorry you won,t earn loads here.

    b, not all people here are that stupid,

    c, watch your back here, this is'nt spain, it does'nt matter how big and clever you re here. don't con people here.

    d, i don't feel sorry for fellow uk people here who look down on their luck, they will never get <deleted> all out of me.

    good luck anyway

  5. the website if you look at it is more risque than the other gogo bars, it also talks openly about raids and who gets shut down and who opens late, who ever wrote it is a bit dumb.

    the web picture story is true, (in case you were wondering i was told that by one of the bigger policeman). whether the usa part of it is true i don't know maybe its bullshit to throw people off the scent of who really did it., but if someone wanted to cause carousel a problem than the website images are a good start,

    darknight

    you'd be surprised at the importance of some of the people that come to pattaya.

  6. i'm not an expert but if your married legally then your halfway already.

    take with you (2 or 3 copies of everything)

    bank statements, you and wife

    letter from your employer

    employment of wife

    qualifications of wife

    prove of relationship, pics etc

    letter from your sister guaranteeing your accomodation (maybe you could make a rental agreement)

    i've a few mates who have already been successful, they were only married for a matter of weeks.

    if you are'nt registered as married with the embassy then do it first.

    good luck, pm if u need more help

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