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Oh well.....

Just when you'd despaired of him ever contributing something positive, he comes up with this!

Informative and relevant.

Good job

SC

Some posters can occasionally surprise you.

As can some women ...

Showing inexperience there David.

I'll stop there before I show mine.....

Well well the Curios one has returned.

Where ya been?

Rumour has it you got married, divorced and lost your cash before returning to the cold.....is that true??

Celtic held on to reach the semifinal. With their recent results at Hampden it is far too early to be dreaming of a double.

I know you are trying to spice it up and maybe make it look like there is some competition but honestly Salty, who is there to give you any competition?

Motherwell!

Yawn

For once we agree 100%.

You have clearly never been to Ibiza.

There are no all night trucks there....just <deleted> northern European pillocks.

Ibiza has some lovely spots too....try Santa Eulalia or Ibiza Town on a weekday evening.

Respect to the OP for mentioning such a beautiful island....maybe we can get them twinned!

Chelski fans can't even be bothered any more.

The prawn sarnies must be good.

The Issan Forum has seen the Charge of the Right Brigade!

The "How many ??? does it take to ..."

Change Of A Light Brigade

Men, women or children first?

I love Mourinho club has plenty of members next week.

Just hope its as good as the first game.....and no way would I call it if your lot play as well as the first leg.

Best of luck.

The Issan Forum has seen the Charge of the Right Brigade!

Its udderly hilarious on here today!

Its a shame we wont see the Terry in goal scene last game of the season v liverpool needing a point for CL next year.

Rafa in a suit wearing a red tie of course....

I wear belt and suspenders and never believe my wife.

No shorts?

Double barreled posting apologies.

You off to the pub Sunday night Jack?

Or are ya just a lazy git?

Most of 'em on this thread have been ground to dust by hatred this season mrboj.

Its most unfortunate.

That's probably your best chance right enough.

Answer my question then....how will ya stop Gareth?

Salt n Vinegar crisps and a can or coke here. Cherry coke in the UK. No, I haven't grown up yet.

Salt n Lineker on here and as for popcorn....pffft....call yerselves footie fans??

Big difference between sweaty and weedgie mate.

Hopeless dreamers in here.

Have you nothing positive to say about your French flop Chicog?

If you'd care to name a tiny totts manager who has even come close to such a "flop", I'd love to hear it.

In fact, if you'd care to name a year your pub team won the league title in your lifetime, I'd laugh.

We aint scousers Chicog...save that rubbish for the monkeys.

Your boss is past it and clueless....your team has no backbone and a leader in Wilshere who is a year or two too early for him.

Giroud on the bench please.

You're early fishy....usually ya don't wake up till ten minutes befire kick off.

Ya sound worried.

Popcorn and beer at the ready

Chilli pie n beer here.

Bloody northern pseudo americano poseurs!

I really hope this game isn't a draw. I then can't wait to see all the clean fun on here after the game.

You're in for a busy time on Monday mrboj!

If Adebayor is ever going to pull it together tomorrow has to be the day.

If he can't raise his game for this there is no hope for him.

Happy to see Parker returning to form....and Lloris top notch.

Even Lennon is playing consistently well....I'm amazed!

Hopeless dreamers in here.

Have you nothing positive to say about your French flop Chicog?