MadFrankie

Muppets... What days april fools day again?

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wouldnt even get to me a little bit

win 2k server had a network monitoring tool.. Perhaps use that to see exactly what sort of traffic is cloggin it up?

nice one.. thought it would have been a bad idea

thought as much

Aye.. its not a lot of help though, @ the immigration office in bangkok they will only give you 10 days. Pattaya they give u 15.

Im fairly sure u should'nt be able to get the 2-3 month extensions on a standard issue tourist visa, and was wondering wether u would get rimmed for it upon leaving the country?

Why all the cracks about education DDdipstick? Does the thought of education never leave yer mind coz u got bullied at school or something?

True unless there is no money involved whatsoever...

Ahh.. glad to see, u have seen the light.. And yes I am educated, and probably to a higher level than your self

Why do u want to see these letters so badly anyways? Its the money requests from the bar girls that are funny. But if I must, heres one from some poor heart broken chap!

Miss "im not a hoez" email to lover boy, after the boyfriend found out she was up for rent to anyone with 1k note (lookin for a freelancer) and fled. This girl doesnt know the meaning of the truth, every piece of factual information that comes out of her mouth is total log, I just sit there and chuckle to mehself when shes @ mine giving a bit of room service. I dont know how anyone can defend these critters.

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dear...Jimmy

I don't know why you not send me sms and e-mail.if you want stop tellme, meybe you have grilfriend don't lies to me i understand if you have grilfriend and please,

tell me you will come holiday with me or not you know i worry about you but you forget me. i'm very sorry please call me if you can i not happy now very worry about you if you tell me, you want stop with me ok i will go away from you.i waiting you please call me or send me sms

ok.good take yourself.

Noi

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Heart broken jimmys reply...

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Dear Noi ,

I'm sorry i not call you or sms you , i have been very busy in cambodia working. I not lie to you i don't have a girlfriend here or wan't one . I very lonley and miss you . But i don't think our relationship can work out , i find it too hard because of how you make money. Thats all , i not judge you , i understand why you have to do it . I just don't think we can have a relationship because of that . I don't have the money to be able to pay for you to stop working and even if i could i don't think i would be able to trust you.

It was very different when i came back to Thailand , you had told me many lies i think while i was at home , things i not forget about , like about going to Chang Mai . I know you not what to tell me you have customers , but i can't be your boyfriend while you are doing that.

I like you too much to not care .

We had a good time together and while i was in the UK you made me feel very special , i was really happy to see you and then when i did i just felt like i was just another customer to you . And i guess i just am that .

I'm sorry , maybe i see you when i come back to Thailand sometime , i do really miss you and this all hurts me very much , i not happy at the moment . You are a good girl Noi and i'm a nice man , things could have been good between us , its just an impossible situation.

take care yourself , i worry about you.

love Jimmy

poor chap... The names have been edited... And before anyone says I've sat here and made the above up, just speak to Mr. Dipstick, im not clever enough to do that.

PEACE OUT

absolutely

MadFrankie you are a trip. I'm not even married. I was just quoting ZoiD. And you are a lucky man indeed if you are getting sex for free - it must be your intellect. And it doesn't really ruffle my feathers that ZoiD gets to bang BG's for free - I'm just jealous. Of you as well MadFrankie.

Anyway, to get back to my original point - all I want to see is the flip side. MadFrankie you do a lot of writing. Where are these letters from Farangs writing back to their girlfriends? I'm just curious that's all. And if you want to put a fake one up that you wrote to my imaginary bar girl wife after you had a romp with her - please indulge yourself.

And by the way, I'm not saying paying for sex is bad - &%$! I did it my 1st time here in the form of a 1,500 baht cab fare - I really thought she loved me but oh well. I just find it funny that some people who pay for their sex (Unlike lucky, handsome, genius Mad Frankie) look down on those who sell it. And another point, some people think those who sell it are vicitms, but I've been down by Patpong a couple of times and the girls don't look like victims to me. Any of you think they are vicitms? Or are they just like the rest of us - trying to survive.

Oh well gotta go back. Hey MadFrankie, one more joke about my wife please? I can never get tired of those clever jokes. Can't wait waht the genius comes up with next.

hmm..

Lucky man for getting free sex - - U SAD GIT.

no one said ZoiD rammed bar girls for free - - Perhaps u should go back to school and brush up on those reading skills.

Jealousy - - You'll learn to live with it.

Original point - - SHUT UP, no one cares about your gaylord opinions

1,500 baht cab fair? - - U fell in love with a taxi?

"And another point, some people think those who sell it are vicitms, but I've been down by Patpong a couple of times and the girls don't look like victims to me. " - -

You really are one clued up guy, u should write a book on the subject, perhaps a little more research on the would be in order before you open your mouth again though.

PEACE OUT!

I dont think the guys who come to Thailand expect free sex.

Wrong! After reading posts from some thai-related websites, one will realize that there are quite a few farangs who expect free sex from BGs. thinking because they are handsome. makes me want to puke!

yup.. yer right their, walking into a bar and expectin a hoe to go with ya for free is like going into Mc Donanlds and wanting yer big mac meal for free.. Fair enuf, u might get away with it in both cases if ya talk the talk, but in reality yer on the blag.

In my opinion.. Women are like vegetables, U can get the seed for free, then if u plant it, nurture it, and eventually cut it down when its ripe, u can eat for free, allbeit with a little effort, but nothing more than a few natural resources are needed..

Same goes for women

what the crack with them 3 month extensions u can get from the office near immigration in pattya.. They legit or what?

na.. couldnt do it to the little hoez.. All the pussy I get is free

Whys that post from ZoiD ruffled yer feathers so much anywayz? Was one of those 10 that got rattled, your wife by any chance?

sorry.. forgot to mention - I got the usernames and passes to some of the most devious girls around, ya want me to print some of the letters they get sent from their numerous boyfriends back in blighty, confessing their love to their little hoez, or is it make believe wife in your case JJdipstick?

PEACE OUT

very good... U sound like u know what yer talking about..

carry on!

beauty.. So how much should I be paying at the boarder?

From what I can remember, I paid the following, I reckon they were on the rob but here goes.

Yellow form thing = 200 to some muppet in the office

Visa = 1100 robbin gets, will take USD next time, $20 is also ok??

Stamp to leave = 300 they wernt budging ( said if I had stayed over night wouldnt have had to pay).

cheerz

my 2 pence worth... Having grown up with a farang little sis, 4 years younger than my farang self, watching her and her friends mature, grow up, etc... I think im probably in a better position than most to pass judgement on this...

THAI GIRLS ARE IMMATURE FOR SURE, ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT!!!

I communicate with these specimins on a hourly basis, and even girls as old as 22,23 remind me of what meh little sis was like @ 13..

Dont get me wrong, this isnt aimed at all thai girls, but theres a vast proportion more that are totally immature for their age compared to the west for example.

has to be said though... Phi Phi and Lanta are probably better

whats the crack the cambodian side of the boarder? Heard theres a town about 20k from the checkpoint - theres just brothels, or lady bars aswell?

errr... have a think about it, maybe look at the title of the thread..

AND THEN

take a wild stab in the dark!

And good evening to you WRC, how the devil are you old bean...

Perhaps Mr. Make Believe Pig could make himself usefull and tell us the exact reason why all them bars down soi 8 are closed?

sure is taxexile.. Makes u wonder why these girls will let u stick one in em with the risks being so high, surely once ya picked the girl without any comms forehand its up to her wether u use a bag or not..

I suppose if they let u ram em without a bag its their own stupid faults if they catch anyting, same goes for the punters..

whats the point in wearing a bag when yer whispering sweet nothings into a hoez ears gentleman? Your not going to catch anything from there, unless they guy that rammed it before u had some sort of ear fetish.

we agree?

i'd expect that most women in thailand do have one of the above mentioned afflictions, simply wear a bag. Im fairly sure they wont let u ram em in 99% of places without one anywayz.