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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...
~ 5% said it was to get a glass of water...
~ 12% said it was to go to the toilet...
~ 83% said it was to go home- 2
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A little boy says, ‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.’
‘Son,’ says the dad. ‘That happens everywhere.’
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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The nurse calls the patient in......Yes, Can I help you!! says the Dr.....The patient reply...I am very depress...no one talk to me.. Dr. calls the nurse...Next please!!!!...
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Small hotel room
There was this couple that lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're
a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never
been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going
to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
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Three men are sitting in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are. The first says, "Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sales and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in".
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. Last week she went to get herself a car, she does not know how to drive. "Well it's cheap with a discount". She says.
Wait till you hear this. The third one says. "My wife is the dumb of all." She left for a vacation to Greece just two days ago. I watch her packing her bag she must have hided at least few boxes of condom and I laughed quietly. She doesn't even have a penis.
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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let me suggest...to do a paint job to cover the logo or anywhere else .use a colour same as the aircraft body colour...then this will serve the purpose of whatever reason they are doing it...
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malaysia airlines is also using one of its a380 for the kl to hong kong route showing that this is a very lucrative sector.
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malaysia airlines is also using one of its a380 for the kl to hong kong route showing that this is a very lucrative sector.
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the students can have full concentration with no distraction.
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its a good deal...at least a cow cannot argue back if she shout at it.
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what precaution can comsumers get, if they dont name the products and what year manuf.
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a lot of women say...size does not matter...
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making sure that all the govt bodies follow their SOPs and create some for the taxi operators...beach operators.. .hotels...airlines...boats...car and bike hirers...if all follow their SOPs strictly and and if not...impose penalty or even to the cancelation of their licenses....things will be in place..
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a real skunk...must be given full punishment
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I dont care if it is a joke....This kind of switching is not possible. It is a death penalty for most drivers. The accident rate is already so high and the learning of how to drive on the right have to start from the beginning again for all drivers... pedestrians crossing the roads are also at high risk because they will be looking at the wrong direction.
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However, competition is good, and on that I think we agree.
so what is there to argue?
Is it because AA is not a thai airline?
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Whether we like it or not air asia had and is penetrating into the asia markets aggressively. lucrative markets will see lot of flights introduced and unprofitable sectors will be cut out. That's the fact with any business. I also see lots of small customer complaints cropping up too that need to be improved. But the fact is that their passenger load are increasing every year. Having a hub here will do travelers good.
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you should see some of those taxi from kuala lumpur...they are no different...rough
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its like a death a day...lets stop the numbers there...drive careful
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the embassy just remain their citizens to be caution and be alert whenever they travel overseas, that all i read.
they are duty bound to do it.
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Is this what you mean:
21:55
23:00
KUL-BKK
2h 5m
119.00
11:05
14:15
BKK-KUL
2h 10m
119.00
Your Selection
Kuala Lumpur International Apt (KUL) Departs: Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 12:25
Bangkok (BKK) Arrives: Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 13:30
Bangkok (BKK) Departs: Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 06:20
Kuala Lumpur International Apt (KUL) Arrives: Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 09:30
1 Adult: MYR 238.00 Surcharges: MYR 328.00 Taxes: MYR 141.00
Total + Taxes + Surcharges: MYR 707.00
Total Price: MYR 707.00
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Is there a Thai word for maintenance?
"time for go home already"
Something I've wondered about is where the elevators out here are made, and if the maker is also the entity that installs it. I've noticed most of the ones in big buildings are made in Europe, Japan, or US. The ones without a plate announcing the maker I assume to be of lesser quality. I would think China must be making these, maybe Taiwan.
This incident has me wondering if the elevator in question was made in Indonesia or Malaysia.
you cant say lifts make in certain countries are of inferior quality or without certain safety features...nonsense...lifts without auto brakes system is unimaginable ,,there must be minimum standard....i would believe there is a lack of regular maintenance or non replacement of certain parts because of whatever reasons that lead to this....with maintenance, the lift will be given a certificate that you can see hang in it....
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What's the difference between jumping on a trampoline and a politician?
You take off your shoes when you jump on the trampoline.