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No, just adds a bit of spice while they feed on you.
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Substitute the word ''Russia'' for the USA, and now we're talking.
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The sensible ones.
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Phew! Skin up chaps
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As time went by, the hours flew and the margaritas disappeared far too quickly. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up withsuch a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”…. he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh <deleted>” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.- 10
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On 7/12/2024 at 11:18 AM, brianthainess said:
Is that a pork sausage and beef soup in the picture ?.................
And what would be wrong with beef soup?
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Halal is gross animal abuse and should be outlawed.
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3 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:
Is this a serious thread or are we just messing about ?
Europe is a continent and the UK is in it.
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12 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:
The UK was still in Europe when the tournament began , the qualifying rounds
And it still is.
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On 7/4/2024 at 6:07 AM, Andrew65 said:
Heinz stuff is also way over-priced in the UK, stopped buying Heinz a few years ago, supermarket own-brands taste the same for 1/3 the price.
My condolences to your taste buds sir.
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