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fasteddie

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  1. Ha ha, many years ago my friend's looked similar.
  2. You're having a laugh, they're the first to moan, how do you think they got rich?
  3. I'm sure they could, if the cat would stay still long enough.
  4. 785064606_TopSoccerShootoutEverWithScottSterling-Original-_Trim.mp4
  5. Just got home to find all my windows forced open and everything gone. You think you know people.... Last time l buy an advent calender!
  6. ''The basis of the modern conspiracy theories is to make them so wacky that there is no real way to disprove them''....the oldest ever ''conspiracy theory'' is as wacky as could be, religion.
  7. A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian! Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his effin' widow"
  8. You assume incorrectly, they are at the hub of the scam and along with the university of east anglia provide the vast majority of the corrupted evidence this whole scare is based on, see climategate.
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