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POTH.

I still haven't got it Lol

Just got home to find all my windows forced open and everything gone. You think you know people.... Last time l buy an advent calender!

''The basis of the modern conspiracy theories is to make them so wacky that there is no real way to disprove them''....the oldest ever ''conspiracy theory'' is as wacky as could be, religion.

Alright alright, we heard you the first time.

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian! Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his effin' widow"

You assume incorrectly, they are at the hub of the scam and along with the university of east anglia provide the vast majority of the corrupted evidence this whole scare is based on, see climategate.

Comedy surely.

I knew it wasn't a bad thing.

A very true story Husband forgot to wish his wife on her birthday. He come home late at night from the office... His wife said: how would you feel if you don't see me for next few days? He couldn't believe his luck, He replied at once "wowww...that would be great..." Monday passed and he didn't see her, Tuesday passed and he didn't see her, Wednesday passed too.. . . . On Thursday the swelling was better and he could see her from the corner of his left eye.

I should be so lucky ????