fasteddie

Thoroughly decent chap, I wish him all the best.

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting, and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy the teacher called on was little Johnny, he walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. ‘It’s a period,’ he replied. I can see that,’ said the teacher, ‘but what is so exciting about a period?’ ‘Darned if I know,’ chirped little Johnny, ‘but this morning my sister was missing one, my mother fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy!

Yeah they're not, it's just a cultural thing.

Lots of males walk around holding hands in the middle east.

I give up Lol I deliberately misspelled it as a hint I find the original post ''surly'', some guy saying it's always Brits when it clearly isn't.

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished." The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those buggers just as hard as I could." The trainer exclaimed, "Oh, so that's what finished him off?!!!" "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls..."

Let's hope he's just found a new love and he's just totally loved up, you know how it is.

Not just UK surly.

They're not pests, in fact they kill rats. Treat them nice and feed them and quite often they'll kip around your bungalow an no one can approach without them letting you know.

So they take a strange dog on to their patch and wonder why the locals are upset, they're just shouting that's all.