Jamesyboi Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140km/hr with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, when I started to scream, the cigarette dropped out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnecting an important call. BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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