Jamesyboi Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim Beazley. They're asking for a $300 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a litre." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing ismoving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim Beazley. They're asking for a $300 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a litre." only 1 litre, David Hick's Father would pay for the whole lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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