george Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Manchester United to buy Thailand Manchester United's new colours MANCHESTER: -- Not to be outdone, after the Thai prime minister acquired a good slice of the Liverpool football club, Manchester United has put in a bid to buy the whole of Thailand. Sir Alex Ferguson said, "We see it as a good investment, after all it is a third world country and we can get it cheaply if we move on it now". "We understand that we're up against Japan who've also put in a bid but we believe we'll be successful as we've got more money than them". "Also, we see it as becoming the de facto owner of the Liverpool club so I can't see them winning any more championships". "We'll use it as a holiday destination for our players and directors and we also see it as a money spinner in the world-wide market for drugs and sex slaves". --The Spoof 2004-06-21 http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i4427 The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangmaiJim Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 What a great idea, they should save a small fortune on new kit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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