They Say You Should Never

[FroggyQc]

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Lost your words with it?

[AlexLah]

I am gonna have some dinner.

Is having dinner at 21:00 too late?

[AlexLah]

Go here: http://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=1653

And tell me, am I a conspiracy lunatic?

[Zpete]

Go here: http://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=1653

And tell me, am I a conspiracy lunatic?

If yer an AMERICAN, ya have my sumpafy....... hehe... sympathy. (sump = cesspit)...almost

White house spends most of its time brainwashing Yanks.

Problem is most yankees believe the claptrap spewing from White House.

(White House in my city is the poshest brothel in town........LOL)

Must be sumthin' there....... hehe

I know which White House I would prefer to do business in.

Wot about you?

And you asked..........

You are a conspiracy lunatic, OK?

[Zpete]

ALEX........

Your moment of truth / glory has arrived.

The two sites below have been observed behaving strangely.

Time for you and you co-conspirators to investigate.

http://www.noradsanta.org/

http://liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/home/seasonal/SantaTrack.html

Any other people with lil folks should have a look and see if sumfin is afoot that should be stopped.

Edited December 14, 2007 by Zpete

[AlexLah]

First of all I appreciate the fact that you are now also open to wordly events and trying to find out what they really mean.

The existance of 'Santa' is a blatant lie told to children. Parents are brainwashed by governement programs in order to boost up the economy.

Sinterklaas (our secret agent from The Netherlands) was introduced in the US a long time ago and his character was/is based on the legendary Saint Nicolas going back as far as the 4th century and was later changed ( In the US and other parts of the world) into Santa Claus.

The links to the sites you provided show just how much the government is involved in keeping this lie of the existance of Santa Claus alive.

I will come back with more as I just returned from a mission I did in Korea, more info on that and Santa later (I am a bit tired).

For now, are you willing to tell children that Santa is just a fictional story and he does not really exist?

[Zpete]

My dad was devastated when his mum, my grandmum, told me santa was just me dad sneaking around late, after I was asleep.

I was six years old, so obviously missed out on a lot a brainwashing.

Do you think my grandmum was being fair to me and my dad.....?

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Edited December 15, 2007 by Zpete

[AlexLah]

This is clearly an attempt of your granny trying to cover things up Zpete.

You were six years old Zpete, how can anyone do that to a child.

We need to get to the bottom of this and the only way to find out is......yeah, Phentothal 8cc first.

It is not about being fair or unfair Zpete, it is all about finding: The Truth......

Look at the message: Merry X Mas, what does the X stand for?

Should it not be: Marry Christ mas?

[Zpete]

Alex, the truth is I will be having a singular boozy Xmas.

Thank heaven my med probs stopped me being on Phuket for your DRY unmerry Xmas.

Dun ya wish ya was in Aotearoa, Land of the Long White Cloud.

Land of the free, New Zealand...........

Kia Kaha.

[AlexLah]

I am familiar with Maori language and therefore know that kia Kaha means: Stay strong.

But it is also the name of a program that tries to wipe out bullying.

The General Objectives of Kia Kaha are:

Students, parents, caregivers and teachers recognise that bullying and harassment are unacceptable and will take steps to see that it does not occur in their school.

Students, parents, caregivers and teachers will work together to create a safe learning environment, based on mutual respect, tolerance and a respect for diversity.

Have you been bullied?

[Zpete]

Neva bin bullied in the physical sense of being bodily abused.

Maori are natural bullies, if the law says no, they do it anyway in the name of Maoridom.

They have no respect for the county's laws if it doesn't suits them.

Mainly soppy brown tongued MPs are to blame, they want the native votes.

Sad but New Zealand would be one of the most racist countries on the planet.

What other country pays reparation for their ancesters misdeeds........ NONE

Mite be an idea to join those guys, F. Christmas and S Claus, sleigh off into cyber space.

Alex......... or anyone.

Wotya reckon?

Edited December 16, 2007 by Zpete

[tijnebijn]

Actually the Dutch ' Sinterklaas ' celebration is very racist ,

they (we ) paint the helpers' skin of his holy men black and they talk

with funny accents like most blacks do , which is in this time outrageous ,

they are actually his slaves helping him on his boat from Spain to give

good children their presents ......They say it is culture , I say it is ridiculous ,

what ya think ?

At least he Santa idea is with rein deers ...

Anyway a happy Cristmas celebration for everybody

[Ping]

Is it safe?

[Zpete]

Of course it is safe.

Safe as HIV........

Human Intelligence Virus

Anyone conceited enuff to think they suffer from that?

Maybe, Alex?

Edited December 16, 2007 by Zpete

[lazeeboy]

have you stop believing in santa claus?

[Zpete]

I am Santa Claus.......

Do you believe me?..... NOT?

Edited December 17, 2007 by Zpete

[MonkeyNuts]

Should I?

[AlexLah]

Actually the Dutch ' Sinterklaas ' celebration is very racist ,

they (we ) paint the helpers' skin of his holy men black and they talk

with funny accents like most blacks do , which is in this time outrageous ,

they are actually his slaves helping him on his boat from Spain to give

good children their presents ......They say it is culture , I say it is ridiculous ,

what ya think ?

At least he Santa idea is with rein deers ...

Anyway a happy Cristmas celebration for everybody

Dear Tijnebijn,

The fact that the so called 'Slaves' have a dark skin has nothing to do with slavery and surpressing dark skinned people.

The helper of Sinterklaas had to go trough the chimney to deliver the presents and as chimneys walls are full of soot the helpers became dirty and black.

The true meaning of Christmass is long forgotten.

Have you ever invited a poor person to join your dinner during Christmass eve?

[lazeeboy]

Actually the Dutch ' Sinterklaas ' celebration is very racist ,

they (we ) paint the helpers' skin of his holy men black and they talk

with funny accents like most blacks do , which is in this time outrageous ,

they are actually his slaves helping him on his boat from Spain to give

good children their presents ......They say it is culture , I say it is ridiculous ,

what ya think ?

At least he Santa idea is with rein deers ...

Anyway a happy Cristmas celebration for everybody

Dear Tijnebijn,

The fact that the so called 'Slaves' have a dark skin has nothing to do with slavery and surpressing dark skinned people.

The helper of Sinterklaas had to go trough the chimney to deliver the presents and as chimneys walls are full of soot the helpers became dirty and black.

The true meaning of Christmass is long forgotten.

Have you ever invited a poor person to join your dinner during Christmass eve?

yes every year ,have you?

[Zpete]

I have, MEEEEEEEEE.

Who did you invite?

[FroggyQc]

Nobody!

No phone, no web so can't invite!

Is it poor to live on a Tropical Island without communications?

[AlexLah]

Dear all, I am sick of it.

I have just asasinated the person you call Santa.

He did not suffer too much, I first blew his kneecaps to find out if he really was the person he was saying he was, he denied being Santa but thanks to you all and particulary Zpete's description I knew this was him. I finished him with a few shots through the skull.

I felt he was a threath to our new world order.

But, I did not realise so many people believed in him, so please forgive me for doing this, I thought the world would be a better place without him.

The last words he said were: Do you believe?

So in respect of him, I am asking: Do You Believe?

[Ping]

Is it safe?

[chiliwasabi]

I think Ping is stuck on a loop. Shouldn't somebody help him?

[Zpete]

Help Ping?????

Is it safe?

[gampaan]

I would rather have my kid believe in Santa than socialists like Al Gore or Hillary Clinton...

Alex, I understand your frustration, but do think that was necessary...??

[Ping]

My earliest memory as a child was as a baby in a cot seeing a huge spider on the wall. My most recent memory is... ah, I've forgotten.

What is your earliest memory?

[chiliwasabi]

My earliest memory is 0001hrs on a Tuesday. Or was it a Wednesday?

[Ping]

Is that GMT?

[gampaan]

Can you remember when they spoke English in USA ? ...