fatter than harry Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 3 nights ago I was out and about and my eye was a bit itchy, like some dirt got in it, the next morning i woke with a thin crust of eye 'stuff' on my eylash, I thought 'great! that must have been that bit of dirt getting washed out' Not so Since then my eye has gotten puffier and more leaky, I made an appointment with the eye specialist at the hospital but that meant waiting until this afternoon at 4pm. This morning I woke up looking like rocky, I stood in the bathroom looking in the mirror trying a few 'Yo Adriaaan's' and it looked good. Driving is a bastard with one eye closed over, self treatment wasn't so good either, the eye drops I bought were easy enough, the eye bath was a bit of a bugger, I keep dribbling it into my mouth - tastes like a very fruity leibfraumilch - the shock of drinking eye bath leads to a knee jerk reaction which usually creates a vaccum with the plastic eye bath, this enduces panic fuelled leaping in the air and a good spread of the fruity eye bath juice all over my shirt - not sexy. Not painful but itchy and it keeps weeping this sticky clear fluid, <deleted> me what is it?!! has anyone had anything similar happen to them? will I be a fly by the end of the week? I will be going to see the specialsit in a few hours but I'm getting a bit nervous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted July 22, 2004 Author Share Posted July 22, 2004 Move along, there's nothing to see here. It was just a normal, run of the mill bacteria-in-eye type infection, how gay of me. The doctor recommeded I give up my membership of the poo fight club. First rule of Poo fight club; Don't talk about Poo fight club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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