Airline Dog

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Airline Dog:

A man is sitting in a plane that is about to take off, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline

The airline rep said “Don’t mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work.”

The plane takes off and once it levels out, the handler says to the first man, “Watch this.” He tells the dog, “Rover, search.”

The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on its handler’s arm. He says, “Good boy.”

He turns to the first man and says, “That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I’m taking a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.”

“Fantastic.” Replies the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, then returns to its seat and places both paws on the handlers arm.

The airline rep says, ”That man is carrying cocaine, so again I am making a note of this and the seat number.”

“I like it!” says the first man.

Once more the dog is sent to search the aisles. Rover goes up and down the aisles and after a while sits next to someone, and then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the place.

The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks, “What the bloody hel_l is going on?”

The handler nervously replies, “He just found a bomb!”