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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there, he hears a tiny voice, “Nice shirt!”

The man looks around, but doesn’t see anyone. A little while later, he hears another little voice, “That’s a really cool tie.”

He looks around to find the source of the voice. But again, he doesn’t see anyone. The bartender notices him looking around and asks if everything is okay. The man explains that he’s hearing small voices.

The bartender says, “Oh, that’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”

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