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Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nud_e female, passed out drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Packer fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The Vikings fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Vikings cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Bears cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.

The Bears fan was becoming annoyed and asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

“Well,” said the officer, “I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Bears cap.... you find an a**hole.” :o

Edited by Boon Mee

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