peter991 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 That's the worst joke I've heard in a long time! Couldn't wait to send it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 That's the worst joke I've heard in a long time! Couldn't wait to send it on. me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Libya is envious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legag Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 The Chip Monks? Besides churches in Vegas, do they have any humor shops where I can it for early x'mas present? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 We worship thee o peter, we bow down and pay obeisance at the altar of your 'groanership'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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