2008 Stock Mergers

[Rdrokit]

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:

Investment tips for 2008. For those of you with any money left, be

aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground

floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.

Grace Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros ., and ZestaCrackers join forces and

become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors , Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally ...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBang Bang.