Ever Wonder ....

[skipvice]

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Crow Boy]

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

With the crash of the aircraft in Phuket the day before you posted this did you stop to think is this appropriate?

CB

[skipvice]

The crash was 3 days ago, and the joke has nothing to do with it. appropriate ? thats up to the reader, it was not intended to be disrespectful in any way.

[suegha]

Did you know that a black box is actuallly orange. It's named after a guy named Black!

[skippybangkok]

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

With the crash of the aircraft in Phuket the day before you posted this did you stop to think is this appropriate?

CB

Bit of a weird comment. Bit like no-one should talk about sinking ships cause the titanic went down in 1912. At what point is it acceptable to talk about it again ?

Not being dis-respectful, but life goes on.

[Neddy]

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[peter991]

There are old jokes, there are recycled jokes and there's a few new jokes. It was only minutes after the execution of Saddam Hussein that the jokes about him started circulating ('Saddam is really well hung') and about the same length of time for the McCann jokes to circulate. I even heard a Pumpkin joke this morning (viz a viz the abandoned 3yo Asian girl in Melbourne).

A new joke does not have to be topical - but a topical joke should be new.

Peter

[mumbojumbo]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Becuase the gov. could call and call it off before the plunger is hit.

[suegha]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Becuase the gov. could call and call it off before the plunger is hit.

Wow, an attempt at a serious answer. Real answer is all needles are sterile for their first use.

[Acquiesce]

lol