I Wanna Be A Rockstar For A Big Weekend Out.

[soundman]

Lets just say one wants to escape the everyday grind & escape to Pattaya for the weekend with a big bundle of cash & dreams of Rockstar immortality.....

What would one have to wear, drive, drink?

Where would one have to be seen?

Who would one have to hang out with?

Where would one stay?

What would one have to do to be regarded as a Rockstar?

Go on - give us all some directions.

Soundman.

[LeungKen]

I wouldn't be seen dead in <deleted> Pattaya

besides I'm planning on doing a creative origame course this weekend

Now P*ss Orf

[soundman]

I wouldn't be seen dead in <deleted> Pattaya

besides I'm planning on doing a creative origame course this weekend

Now P*ss Orf

The hair style kind of matches the avatar!

[LeungKen]

I wouldn't be seen dead in <deleted> Pattaya

besides I'm planning on doing a creative origame course this weekend

Now P*ss Orf

The hair style kind of matches the avatar!

"Ere mate watch it !!

Me an Keef 's got style

youse wanna talk about your rug ??

[plasticpig]

I wouldn't be seen dead in <deleted> Pattaya

besides I'm planning on doing a creative origame course this weekend

Now P*ss Orf

So it's you with the dark sunglasses and base ball cap down soi 6.

wondered who it was.

[eek]

A tad bored so here are my suggestions (but depends on your definition of rock star). Anyway:

Lets just say one wants to escape the everyday grind & escape to Pattaya for the weekend with a big bundle of cash & dreams of Rockstar immortality.....

What would one have to wear, drive, drink? <--I suggest smart casual. Simple tailored white shirt (very good quality designer or bespoke/taylor made) and jeans. Good quality loafer/trainers or smart shoes. Patek Philippe & Co watch, or settle for a more humble rolex or Cartier (real of course). Tiffany & Co cufflinks. Stay away from heavy gold or silver chains. If you prefer to wear something around your neck keep it simple such as a leather strap with a pendant that has significant meaning (no i dont mean a thai talisman!). As for what to drive I think bike is probably best seeing as a saab or such would stick out like a sore thumb..but i will leave to those more in the know about such things. Drink..again no idea...as i assume you mean alcohol. I can only suggest the old faithful of champagne but I imagine ordering Cristal is probably not going to be possible in ye olde Pattaya, but then of course there is whiskey too. A few cool tatoos that have been tastefully done and highlight your best body parts. A well toned body, especially torso. Great hair which is sorta shaggy long but obviously intended to be that way. With subtle highlights OR closely shaved hair Or slightly longer, slight mohican. A subtle tan (no farmers tan or red lobsters ty)

Where would one have to be seen? <--probably best standing on the bow of your yacht, away from the rif-raf. Where you can also down your own chilled Cristal.

Who would one have to hang out with? <--whoever one pleases to

Where would one stay? <--on your yacht duh!

What would one have to do to be regarded as a Rockstar?

Go on - give us all some directions.

(but for daytime on the yacht a pair of cool Bilabongs and shirtless with some fila flip-flops would be ok. Just stick on a shirt or T-shirt when leaving going on shore)

Soundman.

Or..you could always just get heavily and tackily and shoddily tatooed (esp some spiritual thai ones and some Chinese characters), go shirtless despite your ever increasing beer gut, sport a burnt sienna hue all over apart from the area where your very tight speedos are generally worn. Drink cheap whiskey. Hire any scooter or some flash bike just to look more the part. Wear Thai talismans and some stupidly heavy gold chain(s). Wear a fake chunky gold rolex. Then walk about as IF you ARE a rockstar with the infamous words "you handsum man. You look like rock star" reverberate in your head to remind you that you really are indeed a walking God..even when in tight white speedos.

Lol ..ok ive just been very very bad and a total hypocrite (posting a stereotypical view of which i often criticise others for). I await my bad forum Karma and/or flaming. Sowe! Just couldnt help myself

Hope you have fun in Pattaya Soundy. Hope you have a great rock-star time (genuinely!) But be a good boy!

[soundman]

Or..you could always just get heavily and tackily and shoddily tatooed (esp some spiritual thai ones and some Chinese characters), go shirtless despite your ever increasing beer gut, sport a burnt sienna hue all over apart from the area where your very tight speedos are generally worn. Drink cheap whiskey. Hire any scooter or some flash bike just to look more the part. Wear Thai talismans and some stupidly heavy gold chain(s). Wear a fake chunky gold rolex. Then walk about as IF you ARE a rockstar with the infamous words "you handsum man. You look like rock star" reverberate in your head to remind you that you really are indeed a walking God..even when in tight white speedos.

Now that is a funny stereotype for the average Pattaya Rockstar or wannabe pornstar!

Oh eek, thanks for writing that, from one who has lived the life of a Rockstar for many years in a previous life, you certainly have made my morning brighter!

You spin me round like a record baby!

[donna]

actually, eek, you did get it wrong just a little bit.

they would actually be calling out 'you look lie lock satar'

[lazeeboy]

Lets just say one wants to escape the everyday grind & escape to Pattaya for the weekend with a big bundle of cash & dreams of Rockstar immortality.....

What would one have to wear, drive, drink?

Where would one have to be seen?

Who would one have to hang out with?

Where would one stay?

What would one have to do to be regarded as a Rockstar?

Go on - give us all some directions.

Soundman.

be able to play an instrument for one