DJ Pat Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 I think its hilarious when you hear a young whore talking like the guy she's spent time with, ie I was drinking outside the Blues Factory in Pattaya a few months back and heard a BG spouting a load of cockney slang and saying "<deleted>" perfectly. She must have been about 19! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theviking Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 ie I was drinking outside the Blues Factory in Pattaya a few months back and heard a BG spouting a load of cockney slang and saying "<deleted>" perfectly. Dont you only date uni girls? for whats that worth...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Dont you only date uni girls?for whats that worth...... I was hanging about outside with a mate, i know a few of the management at the Blues Factory. I wasn't seated at a bar getting 'the treatment' ie All that "handsome man" <deleted>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Nowadays, I always pay and than go home alone. Lonely are we? Not really, when I go home wife is asleep but the dog is always happy to see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 You scoundrel you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 sounds to me like voices of experience. ...are you guys talking about yourselves here?.... because such an amount of observation sounds like ..... it! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Dude Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Next comes the wedged-up expat and for those not familiar with English slang, wedged up means ‘holding folding’ – earning a nice salary with a nice big international company. His shirts are generally whiter than those of the English teacher and his shoes are certainly made from part of an animal. This guy is a serious spender, and always has two or three dollies around him sipping idly on Bacardi Breezers. He very rarely takes a girl from the bar on account of having one camped out in his high rise-condo already. The last thing this guy does before making his weary way home is to check for lipstick stains on his collar. He’s been down that road before and it can be a painful lesson. He can probably show you the bruises if you ask nicely. Except the girl in the hotel doesn't mind If I, I mean He brings a couple extra party girls back with him. Coffee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Nowadays, I always pay and than go home alone. Lonely are we? Not really, when I go home wife is asleep but the dog is always happy to see me. Is he wagging his tail when he sees you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 I would imagine so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I was drinking outside the Blues Factory in Pattaya a few months back and heard a BG spouting a load of cockney slang and saying "<deleted>" perfectly. She must have been about 19! Try getting them to say - "Large Itchy <deleted>." It's so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I was drinking outside the Blues Factory in Pattaya a few months back and heard a BG spouting a load of cockney slang and saying "<deleted>" perfectly. She must have been about 19! Try getting them to say - "Large Itchy <deleted>." It's so funny. Betty Swollocks as well , Pat you hansum spoutee you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 22, 2004 Author Share Posted September 22, 2004 "f**king cant" is also hilarious to hear from these creatures.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunken monkey Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Sooner or later you will realise that you have to pay the piper. I have indead paid the piper........ We were married 16 months ago................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 ...are you guys talking about yourselves here?....because such an amount of observation sounds like ..... it! x No. I've also observed beggars here and there but it doesn't make me a beggar too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 And be wearing shorts with varacous veins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 I've seen that ^^^ very often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 And be wearing shorts with varacous veins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 Like I said before^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 I'm going out with two uni students, not unlike those pictured above a few posts back.... Utter tripe fropm an utter arse piece. Is that the response you crave Cow Pat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTa Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Sex tourists would love these girlsI have two!! What do you mean by that? That you are better or worse than a sex tourist? You sure are a perfect explanation of why quite a lot of Thai people do not like farang people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Erco must be pissing himself........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTa Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Erco must be pissing himself........... Brothers in arms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 I saw two prostitutes come out with two total ugly bushpig farang men one morning at a hotel. I wonder how they manage to do it without vomiting, and if the men actually believe all that "you so handsome" crap. These girls are wonderful actresses. I can't imagine that it's really pleasant for a woman to have sex with anyone that she doesn't want to, even if he's good looking. You're probably not a stud if you didn't pay her, you're just a cheap bastard who took advantage of someone who has to have sex for money. I suppose it is something you do mechanically after long enough. Not that I have any personal experience of either side, but I imagine what the girl goes through is similar to that of a hit man - when you have killed a few times, you can do it automatically, and for every time, the obstacle inside of you becomes smaller, and you get used to what is essentially an unnatural situation. Agree with the statement about "not paying". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTa Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 I suppose it is something you do mechanically after long enough. Not that I have any personal experience of either side, but I imagine what the girl goes through is similar to that of a hit man - when you have killed a few times, you can do it automatically, and for every time, the obstacle inside of you becomes smaller, and you get used to what is essentially an unnatural situation. Do you know the corrida in Southern Europe? Basically, the principle is that the man will "dominate" the beast, Roman games style. You send to an arena a drugged bull and the MAN has to kill it in a entertaining fashion. When I attended for the first time one of this "killing game", long time ago, I was very reluctant, to say the least. First bull, I closed my eyes. Second bull, I opened my eyes but said nothing. Third bull, I was getting interested. Fourth bull, I was shouting "Ole" like the others. Human nature, I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 26, 2004 Author Share Posted September 26, 2004 That you are better or worse than a sex tourist?You sure are a perfect explanation of why quite a lot of Thai people do not like farang people... <deleted> off and stop whinging just because you have limitations in certain areas of your personality don't take them out on me. You bitter man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 You haven't answered the question. Being stuck up against all these people and events around you, and 2-timing Thai students, does this make you a cut above all those you like to make fun of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 DJ PAt is Nigel the Pornstar's alter ego............... Your secret is safe here Erco.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted September 26, 2004 Author Share Posted September 26, 2004 You haven't answered the question.Being stuck up against all these people and events around you, and 2-timing Thai students, does this make you a cut above all those you like to make fun of? What was the question? I'm not stuck up, the thread is a 'lighthearted jest' right? I'm not saying I'm better than anyone at all..Where did I say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Dont you only date uni girls? for whats that worth...... I was hanging about outside with a mate, i know a few of the management at the Blues Factory. I wasn't seated at a bar getting 'the treatment' ie All that "handsome man" <deleted>. DJ Pat, Who are you then? you know the management of The Blues Factory, you must know me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 That shut the poseur up... Well done, Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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