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God appeared in a dream to the Pope, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates. He

told them, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is

that I exist. The bad news is that I will end the world in 30 days."

The Pope woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some good

news. The good news is that we were right all along, God exists. The

other good news is that we'll be going to heaven in 30 days."

Bill Clinton woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some

bad news. The good news is that God is on our side. The bad news is

that the world will end in 30 days."

Bill Gates woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some

great news. The good news is that God thinks I'm an important guy. The

great news is that we won't have to attend any more Windows 95/98/NT/XP

complaints."

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