Grandpa

[AltumAngel]

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed

his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking

chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from

the waist down.

'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in

the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without

answering.

'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with

nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,

'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on,

and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.