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Kissing a girl who u just watched ate a roach...?

Eating spicy (pet maak maak) KFC...?

Boring threads on Thai Visa....? ( are the bars closing at 1am etc...) interesting !!!

Hearing every band play Hotel California....?

Half cold Heinekens?

Being made to karokeee with ur new tgf and her friends.....? ( hotel Cal )

ATM not working....and u gotta cash for ur shortime nowww ???

mai roo...... :o

Overweight Farang women...?

Overweight Farang women, trying to dress like Thai ladys....?

mai roo... :D

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What makes me sick...

-Farang guys who have just stuffed their face with one of these foot long sandwiches. Eating soggy chips dripping with vinegar or tomatoe sauce...

-Tourists asking if the bars close at 1am, yawn..

-Another Thai with missing front teeth howling into the mic. 'chun lark teeerrrr'.

-A friend pouring the last remnants of the ice bucket into my glass of Mehkong.

-Everybody looking at you with anticipation, as you attempt to sing the only English song on the menu (you never heard the tune nor the words before).

-You don't mean to shoulder the bill, but you've only got a 1000 note left.

-Over weight Thai girls, whose bfs give you the evil eye because they think you're chatting up their tilak.

-Overweight Thai girls in miniskirt, who give you the come-on, because they think you want to chat them up.

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The smell of the drains.

............and the smell of the backpacker standing next to me on the skytrain.

The backpacker from a cold country does not know Thailand is a hot country.

Hot country means a lot of sweating.

Requiring a lot of showers.

Which requires an access to water, not so easy, and not free of charge.

And if no access to water...

But unfortunately (?) the Thai people have a very keen sense of smell...

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Farang guy feeling up his bg girlfriend on the skytrain.

Thai bg who suddenly thinks she's superior to everyone else in sight because a sex tourist has taken her out of the bar for the duration of his stay.

Farang guy who acts possesivly with his new found friend and keeps looking at you coz he thinks you fancy her (as if).

Farang girls who look at you in contempt because you are single, falang and male in Thailand.

Thai guys who just want to talk about how many girlfriends they have and how much sex they are getting.

EX PATS who know everything there is to know and can never be wrong THERE WORD IS LAW.

Girls farting out the front end.

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