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Whats The Funniest Thing You Have Seen In Los?


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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

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When I was in Pattaya (first time and never again) I stopped at the lights and this HUGE fat farang guy pulls up on a scooter, he was seriously close 200 kg and wouldnt be suprised if he weighed more then that. I looked like he was sitting on a Peewee 50.

Also when I was on a boat from Samui to Koh Tao this farang girl shit her pants, it was funny at the time but I did feel sorry for her and by the way it smelled I think she had a sick tummy

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

Well it made me smile, It looked like he was having a good time too!

Ok maybe i should of named the thread "Craziest thing you have seen in LOS?"

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

Well it made me smile, It looked like he was having a good time too!

Ok maybe i should of named the thread "Craziest thing you have seen in LOS?"

I think its funny, some people just dont have a sense of humour

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

Well it made me smile, It looked like he was having a good time too!

Ok maybe i should of named the thread "Craziest thing you have seen in LOS?"

I think its funny, some people just dont have a sense of humour

Yeah your right about the lack sense of humour around here.

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

Well it made me smile, It looked like he was having a good time too!

Ok maybe i should of named the thread "Craziest thing you have seen in LOS?"

I think its funny, some people just dont have a sense of humour

I think it is more the case of unbelivable!!, but it does happen alot here, but when the officer get finger triger happy, then is when we must worry

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I think the funniest thing i have seen in LOS would be....

A police man in a bar on Sukhumvit soi 4 on the dance floor with no shirt on waving a bottle of red label around his head with his gun and holster still around his waist :o

Its true what they say..."You can do anything you want in thailand" :D

Just wanted to lighten it up in here cus it seems a bit serious. :D

Ok so anyone else got anything to add?

It is lame and scary...Not funny

Well it made me smile, It looked like he was having a good time too!

Ok maybe i should of named the thread "Craziest thing you have seen in LOS?"

I think its funny, some people just dont have a sense of humour

I think it is more the case of unbelivable!!, but it does happen alot here, but when the officer get finger triger happy, then is when we must worry

If he gets trigger happy then he probably was just in a moment and felt the need to start shooting the roof for extra effect

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I saw an foreign lady sitting in an open air bar beer. The thai touts brought a baby elephant up to her and convinced her to supplement their alcohol budget by buying a bag of rotten sugar cane to feed the elephant. After that, they moved down the bar counter soliciting the other patrons as well as those passing on the sidewalk. Unfortunately this meant the elephant's rear-end was now pointing dangerously in her direction.

Just as I was going to mention the peril of her situation; the baby elephant twitched then lifted its tail and blew a giant gaseous fart with sundry semi-solids right on the foreign lady's head. Bits of elephant dung peppered her face, were stuck in her hair, and covered her shirt.

The motto; NEVER be at the south end of a north facing elephant in the glorious "Land 'O Thais".

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Funniest thing I have seen in thailand was a rather enebriated sapper guiding a low loader over a bridge between Amnat Charoen and Leong nok tha he kept shouting left hand down a bit left hand down!! the results you can see below :o nignoy

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One man's humourous moment is often another man's disaster.

But here's two of many......

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I once saw a couple of 'Navy Wives' hiding behind a car parked opposite the pier in South Pattaya (I'll wait and see what is going on here _ I thought) - They jumped out at the opportune moment to surprise their US Navy Husbands as they set foot ashore- It seems they had flown over to make sure their beloveds where not lonely during their R&R.

The look on the husbands' faces was indeed very funny.

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A guy with ring in hand, and down on one knee proposing to a girl in a Pattaya A-Go-Go bar was worth a few laughs too.

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Old farang guy fighting with his Thai wife in Lotus.

She says under her breath, "suk wan nung, mang ja dohn..." (one day, you're gonna get it)

and he said under his breath, "I swear, one fuc_king day..."

but neither was paying attention to the other.... ha!

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