Catholic School Girls

[Boon Mee]

A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish.

They

all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact

with a

penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one

with the

tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and

pass

through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever

had

any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and

stroked

one."

St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass

through

the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one

girl

is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front

of

the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I

want to

do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"

[Jockstar]

Reminds me of a Frank Zappa song. Catholic Girls Scream When They Cum.

[Boon Mee]

Reminds me of a Frank Zappa song. Catholic Girls Scream When They Cum.

In a little white dress

Catholic girls

They never confess

Catholic girls

I got one for a cousin

I love how they go

So send me a dozen

[Juzrelax]

Thats a crack up!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Thats a crack up!

[lazeeboy]

Thats a crack up!

like it

[baabaabobo]

Zappa was a genius - R.I.P.