Paddy And The Hooker.

[Chopper]

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

'Twenty quid ...' she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before,

but he decides what the heck, it's only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when suddenly a light flashes

on them. It's a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

I'm making love to my wife,' Paddy answers indignantly. 'Oh, I'm sorry,'

says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well,' Paddy says, 'neither did I, until you shined that light in her face'

[Samuinick]

Very good, wasn't expecting that punchline!!