warfie Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 There were four buddies golfing and the first guy said, "I had to promise my wife that I would paint the whole outside of the house just to go golfing." The second guy said, "I promised my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." The third guy said, "You guys have it easy! I promised my wife that I would built her a new deck." They continued to play the hole. Then the first guy said to the fourth guy, "What did you have to promise your wife?" The fourth guy replied, "I didn't promise anything." All the guys were shocked, "How did you do it?!" He replied, "It's simple. I had the alarm clock set for 5:30. When it woke me I poked my wife and asked, 'Golf or sex?' And she said, 'Wear your sweater.' "
warfie Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 ha ha ha very funny,dont you have better ones humour is so subjective... "do I have jokes that YOU will think are better?" would be the question... the answer; "phuqnoez... but I'll try..."
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