T-shirt Funnies

[WilliamCave]

I will start it of by saying what have u seen written on peoples clothes some are good...seen any good ones let us know.

I want to be like Barby when I grow up the f@@k Bit@h has everything.

[Ta22]

i was walking down the street some month ago at ChaTuCha

one of the tee shirt sold by the vendor Written in Thai . SAID .

translated roughly

" I AM FARANG . PLEASE SELL ME . SPECIAL PRICE "

but written in Thai "

PHOM PEN FARANG - SUE KONG JA LA KA PISET .

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I also saw a farang walking down the street with a shirt saying :

" I'm not thai "

whahahhahahah

very hard to tell .

[MiG16]

moving this to the pub

[desertrat]

This one

[Zpete]

This one

Hehe, I like that 1, 10........

[MJo]

Last summer in Phuket. Piss drunk arab gentleman with text

"Also Available Sober"

[AsiaCheese]

Politically incorrect, I guess:

DUCK

MY

SICK

(Pattaya, Walking Street, fly-by-night shop after midnight)

[Groongthep]

from the 80's:

I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY

BUT I WOULD GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER

[coalminer]

I saw a few months ago a Thai man walking in a T-shirt with the 2 pictures and the text:

"I've married my wife for her beauty"

"She married me for my money"

"We both get screwed."

Have been looking around for a similar T-shirt without success.

[Gonsalviz]

WARNING: Spooning leads to Forking.

[Gonsalviz]

A Thai guy walking in Big C in Pattaya with the label from a box of Tampax Tampons on his T shirt.

I doubt he gave it any consideration before he put it on.

[barryloei]

I AM A

BOMB

TECHNICIAN

IF YOU SEE ME

RUNNING

TRY TO

KEEP UP

[BigSnake]

Young Lady T-Shirt "Eat ME I'm HOT"

[ChangMaiSausage]

Waiting on a flight to Thailand from Japan

NO MUFF TOO TUFF

Edited February 22, 2009 by ChangMaiSausage

[grahamhc]

Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own.

Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ...

ATM

Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM.

[jtp]

I AM A

BOMB

TECHNICIAN

IF YOU SEE ME

RUNNING

TRY TO

KEEP UP

That's clever,i would like that shirt.

[jtp]

Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own.

Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ...

ATM

Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM.

You only have to worry when they try to pull your tongue out....

[Pakeha]

I have one which is quite funny if you've ever been, or witnessed, a newbie in LOS in their first argument with a taxi driver.

"YOU F*CKING <deleted>"

There's no *'s on the t-shirt though.

[Nowhereman60]

I seen this Thai guy wearing a T-Shirt that read "I'm proud to be the wife of a US Servicemen"

[armlock]

saw a t-shirt recently, thought it's pretty funny

in big font on the front: DON'T BE SEXIST!

small font just under: bitches hate that

[Sir Burr]

Saw one a long time ago that said:-

PATTAYA

VENI

VIDI

VENI

[Lucifer]

Saw one a long time ago that said:-

PATTAYA

VENI

VIDI

VENI

Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.

[CroBiker]

Seen in Patong Thai girl wearing t-shirt wtih following at the back:

JESUS IS C*NT!

Sometimes I doubt Thais even understand meaning of slogans on their shirts.

[Tod Daniels]

Although I usually prefer to wear one of the 100 odd KISS t-shirts I have, I did have some t-shirts made up at MBK. I routinely wear them when I go out and about for an evening at places of ill repute;

"I met YOUR wife at Nana"

"NOT a sex tourist ! (I live here) "

"Thai Girls (Take 2 they're small)"

"This ain't Kansas, Toto. . "

I saw a couple on a site called t-shirt hel_l that I want to make up;

"I shaved my balls for this??"

"Anyone need to earn some rent money?"

"Shut the <deleted> up and drink your beer. .."

[Meridian007]

There are some truly unfortunate T-shirt wearers in the Kingdom, I've seen loads of inappropriate shirts for sale at JJ market but only 2 pop to mind that I saw being worn.

I was getting on to a train in the MRT when a young, innocent looking teen-aged girl (she couldn't have been more than 14) walked by with a T-shirt that said "<deleted> YOU, YOU F*CKING <deleted>!" (without the stars of course). I think I almost jumped back in shock!

The other was a student of mine who wore a shirt with a large mug of foaming beer on it, along with the words "The best head in town!". I had one of the female Thai teachers explain to her that it wasn't the best wardrobe choice, I didn't want to explain why to her...

I always wish I had a camera with me for these situations, then I could upload them to one of the "Engrish" websites.

[Pdaz]

This one has been seen before I guess...

It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang....

Oh and Lucifer

Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.

That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History...

[track61]

Saw a beautiful thai girl in BKK under the famous luxury watch logo were the words "Tag Whore".

[Zpete]

Don't join dangerous cults

Practice safe sects!

Edited February 23, 2009 by Zpete

[jtb]

A couple of years ago I saw a Japanese student on an express boat wearing a t-shirt with the following somewhat cryptic slogan:

Labrador Retriever

Let the body checking begin.

[Lucifer]

This one has been seen before I guess...

It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang....

Oh and Lucifer

Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.

That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History...

...and that's the reason I said, ''over the head of most''.