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London Lawyer Vs Glasgow Cop

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!

Glasgow cop , ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer , 'What for?'

Glasgow cop , 'Ye didnae come to a complete stoap at the stoap sign.'

London Lawyer , 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop , 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stoap. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer , 'What's the difference?'

Cop , 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stoap, that's the law, licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer , 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop , 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the <deleted> out of the lawyer and asks,

'Dae ye want me tae stoap, or just slow doon?'

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