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Q. Waiter what's that fly doing in my soup?

A. Learning to ski.

Q. What do you call a pair of robbers?

A. pair of nickers.

Q. What goes zzub, zzub, zzub?

A. bee flying backwards. LOL

Q. What did the D*ck say to the Condom?

A. Cover me, i am going in.unsure.gif

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?

A. The guy in the middle thinks he is Hard.

Q. How do know if carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Well have have you ever see a rabbit wearing Glasses.biggrin.gif

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a octopus?

A. Something that can milk itself.

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