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5 Good Reasons To Not Live In Thailand

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1. "they" dont speak Engish:blink:

2. I don't like the word "farang" :huh:

3. eventhough I am a respectable Pattaya gentleman with a hi-so thai-chinese wife, everyone just thinks I am a sleazy drunk sexpat :D

4. the opportunity costs of thb 800k locked up for my retirement visa is much too high...think of the barfines, beer and "massages" that I missed out on!:unsure:

5. I think ALL Thai persons dislike me and are out to get me.:annoyed:

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yellow1red1 Silver Member

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1. "they" dont speak Engish:blink:

2. I don't like the word "farang" :huh:

3. eventhough I am a respectable Pattaya gentleman with a hi-so thai-chinese wife, everyone just thinks I am a sleazy drunk sexpat :D

4. the opportunity costs of thb 800k locked up for my retirement visa is much too high...think of the barfines, beer and "massages" that I missed out on!:unsure:

5. I think ALL Thai persons dislike me and are out to get me.:annoyed:

theenk you missed the punch line senor

there is no free speech: not only that there is (censored) and you can't (censored)

just say (censored) and see what happens

oh well, at least i tried to make a funny

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1. "they" dont speak Engish:blink:

2. I don't like the word "farang" :huh:

3. eventhough I am a respectable Pattaya gentleman with a hi-so thai-chinese wife, everyone just thinks I am a sleazy drunk sexpat :D

4. the opportunity costs of thb 800k locked up for my retirement visa is much too high...think of the barfines, beer and "massages" that I missed out on!:unsure:

5. I think ALL Thai persons dislike me and are out to get me.:annoyed:

theenk you missed the punch line senor

there is no free speech: not only that there is (censored) and you can't (censored)

just say (censored) and see what happens

oh well, at least i tried to make a funny

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1. "they" dont speak Engish:blink:

2. I don't like the word "farang" :huh:

3. eventhough I am a respectable Pattaya gentleman with a hi-so thai-chinese wife, everyone just thinks I am a sleazy drunk sexpat :D

4. the opportunity costs of thb 800k locked up for my retirement visa is much too high...think of the barfines, beer and "massages" that I missed out on!:unsure:

5. I think ALL Thai persons dislike me and are out to get me.:annoyed:

theenk you missed the punch line senor

there is no free speech: not only that there is (censored) and you can't (censored)

just say (censored) and see what happens

oh well, at least i tried to make a funny

I think there's no point explaining to people with a different sense of humour.

I often review what I've written, and think "not many people are going to see the funny side of that... but if one person laughs, it will have been worth it"

and I have a little chuckle to myself and I'm ahead already!

Anyway - thanks; I thought it was funny, and the replies were the icing on the cake.

SC

When I was a student, this joke was the one that took longest to pick up - it really should not be written down, as that makes it misleading, so read it out loud to yourself; I'm sure here in Thailand it will be picked up much more quickly...

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards?"

"So that he could watch TV"

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1. "they" dont speak Engish:blink:

2. I don't like the word "farang" :huh:

3. eventhough I am a respectable Pattaya gentleman with a hi-so thai-chinese wife, everyone just thinks I am a sleazy drunk sexpat :D

4. the opportunity costs of thb 800k locked up for my retirement visa is much too high...think of the barfines, beer and "massages" that I missed out on!:unsure:

5. I think ALL Thai persons dislike me and are out to get me.:annoyed:

theenk you missed the punch line senor

there is no free speech: not only that there is (censored) and you can't (censored)

just say (censored) and see what happens

oh well, at least i tried to make a funny

I think there's no point explaining to people with a different sense of humour.

I often review what I've written, and think "not many people are going to see the funny side of that... but if one person laughs, it will have been worth it"

and I have a little chuckle to myself and I'm ahead already!

Anyway - thanks; I thought it was funny, and the replies were the icing on the cake.

SC

When I was a student, this joke was the one that took longest to pick up - it really should not be written down, as that makes it misleading, so read it out loud to yourself; I'm sure here in Thailand it will be picked up much more quickly...

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards?"

"So that he could watch TV"

i liked the icing too.....

what stands between a Thai politician and a corrupt man?

.....a mirror

egad ... should I give up?

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When I was a student, this joke was the one that took longest to pick up - it really should not be written down, as that makes it misleading, so read it out loud to yourself; I'm sure here in Thailand it will be picked up much more quickly...

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards?"

"So that he could watch TV"

Sorry, but I still don't get it, even closing my eyes and just hearing myself say the lines out loud. :huh:

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StreetCowboy Star Member

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8>< snip nested quotes deleted ><8

Sorry, but I still don't get it, even closing my eyes and just hearing myself say the lines out loud. :huh:

All right, try this as an alternative punch line - "because she had bad breath"

Does that help?

SC

Edit: nested quotes deleted to maintain some humerous humorous suspense

and again to avoid looking like an illiterate half-wit

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yellow1red1 Silver Member

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8>< snip nested quotes deleted ><8

Sorry, but I still don't get it, even closing my eyes and just hearing myself say the lines out loud. :huh:

All right, try this as an alternative punch line - "because she had bad breath"

Does that help?

SC

Edit: nested quotes deleted to maintain some humerous humorous suspense

and again to avoid looking like an illiterate half-wit

oh house maid,,, now i get it

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StreetCowboy Star Member

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8>< snip nested quotes deleted ><8

Sorry, but I still don't get it, even closing my eyes and just hearing myself say the lines out loud. :huh:

All right, try this as an alternative punch line - "because she had bad breath"

Does that help?

SC

Edit: nested quotes deleted to maintain some humerous humorous suspense

and again to avoid looking like an illiterate half-wit

oh house maid,,, now i get it

I suppose its funnier if you've been drinking....

SC

Boiiinggg!!!!

that didn't really help either, did it?

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