britmaveric Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) Finnish amputee causes mayhem Police were called in to sort out street chaos after a Finnish tourist who was reported as being both legless and drunk had parked his wheelchair in the middle of the road near Soi 9, creating a traffic jam and public disturbance for almost 30 minutes. One should never drink and drive, apparently even if what is being driven is a wheelchair. Onlookers told a Pattaya Mail reporter that the intoxicated Finn, who was aged about 50, was wheeling himself along the road, frantically shouting at everyone he saw, banging his fists on cars, grabbing helmets from motorcycles and throwing them around, and even spitting at people. Police attempted to calm the inebriated amputee, but he fought his way out of the officers’ grasp. Staff from his hotel then appeared. The man seemed to tire and was escorted back to his room in Pattaya Klang. Car owners and motorcyclists have forgiven him, and sympathetic police are not pressing any charges. -Pattaya Mail 30 July 2005 Edited July 29, 2005 by britmaveric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset Finnish amputee causes mayhem Police were called in to sort out street chaos after a Finnish tourist who was reported as being both legless and drunk had parked his wheelchair in the middle of the road near Soi 9, creating a traffic jam and public disturbance for almost 30 minutes. One should never drink and drive, apparently even if what is being driven is a wheelchair. Onlookers told a Pattaya Mail reporter that the intoxicated Finn, who was aged about 50, was wheeling himself along the road, frantically shouting at everyone he saw, banging his fists on cars, grabbing helmets from motorcycles and throwing them around, and even spitting at people. Police attempted to calm the inebriated amputee, but he fought his way out of the officers’ grasp. Staff from his hotel then appeared. The man seemed to tire and was escorted back to his room in Pattaya Klang. Car owners and motorcyclists have forgiven him, and sympathetic police are not pressing any charges. -Pattaya Mail 30 July 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 he was lucky he didn't get arrested,he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 It's great to see that even in the tragic circumstance of losing both legs, one can still enjoy himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatabike Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oooooh sir thats a little low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 He probably just wanted another drink and was out of cash. I would have bought him a couple, the guy has spunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
townville Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ever watched the third Blackadder series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bino Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances! I thought they were pretty funny actually.... along with the thread title! but then again- I'm a slightly twisted individual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Apparently he was hopping mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Wonder if this is what Dave meant by short <deleted> in Patters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Seems like most posters here have bad taste, guess I need to join in. "Where did I leave the car keys?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiflyer1 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 His actions were definately not those of a "harmless' man anyways. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaipwriter Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 when the old bill showed up.....his night was finnished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 His actions were definately not those of a "harmless' man anyways.Think about it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No worries the men in brown cut him down to size!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 He was wheelie, wheelie drunk and kneeded someone to help him after putting his foot in his mouth! | | | \|/ \/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEAtramp Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob. That was a corker Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiflyer1 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Strange how this thread has brought all the usual suspects out of the woodwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those bloody soi dogs keep pissing up against the gate to the house. (and my dogs keep pissing in the house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those bloody soi dogs keep pissing up against the gate to the house. (and my dogs keep pissing in the house) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Last week was my daughter's eighth birthday, so my wife went and bought a puppy (without telling me - you should have seen the way she looked when she brought it home!). Bloody thing yapped all night, 'til I threw a blanket over it's kennel to let it know it was night-time. I'm still in Singapore at the moment, be back next weekend. See if the little mutt has survived. (Are you sure it wasn't my daughter and JJ pissing against your gatepost?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 He's a very proud man.......he's never got down on his knees and begged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob. That was a corker Dave <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's a bit of a bouy though is'nt he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunlungphudhu Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where there is a wheel, there is a way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharknes Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'd would have let the bastards tyres down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where there is a wheel, there is a way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so how do you classify the damage he caused to the cars, it can't be "hit and run" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset maybe someone pinched his shoes... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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