Where Can I Buy A Dairy Cow?

[happyrobert]

Anybody know where I can buy a REAL dairy cow? No one has one in my moo-barn.

Not those scrawny things whose owners seem to think have more value than 24k gold, that I almost hit each time I drive into town.

No. I want a fat, happy Guernsey or Jersey?

Please, don't make me have a cow by getting off topic and making "ridigulous" suggestions.

I read on Google that dairy cows provide 90% of the world's milk. (Dunno where the other ten percent comes from--maybe don't wanna).

[ballpoint]

A dairy cow isn't just for christmas you know, but for all 365 days of the year. I suggest you first get a diary to plan how you will allocate your time towards it. And a dairy in which to milk it. Whatever you do, don't get the two confused. A soggy diary is of no use.

[happyrobert]

A dairy cow isn't just for christmas you know, but for all 365 days of the year. I suggest you first get a diary to plan how you will allocate your time towards it. And a dairy in which to milk it. Whatever you do, don't get the two confused. A soggy diary is of no use.

No, no. I meant a diary cow. One that keeps track of how many times I get upset with other posters for no reason at all.

Gee, you're rude.

[ballpoint]

A dairy cow isn't just for christmas you know, but for all 365 days of the year. I suggest you first get a diary to plan how you will allocate your time towards it. And a dairy in which to milk it. Whatever you do, don't get the two confused. A soggy diary is of no use.

No, no. I meant a diary cow. One that keeps track of how many times I get upset with other posters for no reason at all.

Gee, you're rude.

No, now you're talking about a dreary cow.

[Moonrakers]

Is it not called a day-planner cow?

[ballpoint]

Of course, I wouldn't be seen dead without my Filo-fax cow. Yes, that's real leather on the outside.

[happyrobert]

Is it not called a day-planner cow?

Where I come from they are properly referred to as "Jersey Journals," thank you.

[mario299]

Is it not called a day-planner cow?

I think the asian pronunciation is "daily" cow.

mario299

[Carib]

Is it not called a day-planner cow?

I think the asian pronunciation is "daily" cow.

mario299

Day planner cows are typically white, with a pen attached to the tail so you can plan on them, or use it as a walking diary to record the dairy if you get my drift.

[Moonrakers]

I am finding this thread udderly informative. It would behoof the OP not to hide and take notes.

[TheLaughingMan]

lol and to think the op of the original thread this one parodies has absolutely no idea how funny and outrageous he is.

[mario299]

I am finding this thread udderly informative. It would behoof the OP not to hide and take notes.

I wondering how long he can milk this. If he's not a coward, doesn't cower behind the task then he can truly become a cowherd.

mario299

[happyrobert]

I am finding this thread udderly informative. It would behoof the OP not to hide and take notes.

I wondering how long he can milk this. If he's not a coward, doesn't cower behind the task then he can truly become a cowherd.

mario299

Wow, 35 minutes since the last post hole was dug.

Sorry, my girlfriend got out of the shower and had forgotten her towel and had to traipse across the room neck-ed with goose-bumps from the air-con and I suddenly felt a little - well - you know... Hey - no bull!

I'm feeling a little cheesy, though, talking about her behind her back.

[Moonrakers]

Did she give you the horn?

[tolsti]

As the legendary Alf Garnett would have said ''Silly Moo''

[thequietman]

we have a real dairy cow in our village that gives 150 litres of milk everyday. its quite famous around these parts. people have offered the farmer huge amounts of money for it, but he wont sell. it has however a small flaw - its back right leg is missing.

i asked my wife to enquire as to what happened to it, to which the farmer replied, you cant eat a good cow like that all at once.

[happyrobert]

Did she give you the horn?

Sorry, I can't read any of your responses. Every time I see your avatar, I can't get past-your-eyes.

[happyrobert]

we have a real dairy cow in our village that gives 150 litres of milk everyday. its quite famous around these parts. people have offered the farmer huge amounts of money for it, but he wont sell. it has however a small flaw - its back right leg is missing.

i asked my wife to enquire as to what happened to it, to which the farmer replied, you cant eat a good cow like that all at once.

Actually, that was a truly interesting and delightful post.

Are you trying to sabotage this thread?

Edited April 15, 2011 by happyrobert

[bangkokcitylimits]

Saw lot of them dancing drunk along the road the past days... Just pick one and ask her

[thequietman]

we have a real dairy cow in our village that gives 150 litres of milk everyday. its quite famous around these parts. people have offered the farmer huge amounts of money for it, but he wont sell. it has however a small flaw - its back right leg is missing.

i asked my wife to enquire as to what happened to it, to which the farmer replied, you cant eat a good cow like that all at once.

Actually, that was a truly interesting and delightful post.

Are you trying to sabotage this thread?

sorry only trying to be amoosing same as the udder posts. just trying to milk the topic a bit more and try to slip one in past-ur-ise. sorry if i have given you the horn, i,d butter stop typing. hope you wont have a beef with me later or get cheesed off.

[Mrjlh]

Chok Chai Farms on Hwy 2 outside Pak Chong near Khao Yai.

[Moonrakers]

Chok Chai Farms on Hwy 2 outside Pak Chong near Khao Yai.

I don't get it!

[thequietman]

Chok Chai Farms on Hwy 2 outside Pak Chong near Khao Yai.

huh .

[IanForbes]

Jersey cows provide the best cream. It's rich and smooth, and you can drink it warm right off the teat. I'll see if I can import one for you because I haven't seen one in Thailand. They make nice family pets and have those lovely big, brown eyes that remind me so much of Portugese women... or Thai women as a second choice.

[happyrobert]

Chok Chai Farms on Hwy 2 outside Pak Chong near Khao Yai.

I don't get it!

It's next to chok chiken farms.

[Mrjlh]

Chok Chai Farms on Hwy 2 outside Pak Chong near Khao Yai.

I'm surprised! The "ALL Knowing Ones" don't know where it is. Then again MAYBE NOT!

http://www.kaoyai.info/hotel/farm-chokchai/