alvino Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. SO, I RETIRED AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilyushin Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I worked in a brothel, but there were <deleted> all around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyfletch Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I worked in a brothel, but there were <deleted> all around me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Obviously didn't work for the dyslexic pimp then..........he bought a warehouse !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I tried being a comedian but everyone just laughed at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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